[00:00.000] 作曲 : Sidney Gish[00:02.887] Unfortunately, I am[00:08.436] My own dog, my own fur companion[00:12.275] My own old lady on a forum[00:15.983] Who types in glittery decorum[00:20.199] Unfortunately, I take[00:24.662] Myself out walking every day and[00:28.649] I hand my legs to the feet and[00:32.474] I give my head to the leash[00:38.013] Every other day I’m wondering[00:42.140] "What’s a human being gotta be like?[00:46.269] What’s a way to just be competent?"[00:50.446] These sweet instincts ruin my life[00:54.614] Every other day I’m wondering[00:58.821] Was it a mistake to try and define[01:02.921] What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?[01:07.345] These sweet instincts ruin my life[01:10.987] I can't smell well, or tell the time[01:14.909] Not K through 8, nor K dash 9[01:19.102] For human, grossly underqualified[01:23.250] For canine, grossly overqualified[01:27.707] I don’t blend in at PetSmart[01:31.290] And that truth remains for the Walmart[01:35.933] 'Cause in either case, they say to me[01:39.487] "What the **** is lost in aisle 3?"[01:43.750] Every other day I’m wondering[01:48.815] "What’s a human being gotta be like?[01:53.000] What’s a way to just be competent?"[01:57.277] These sweet instincts ruin my life[02:01.487] Every other day I’m wondering[02:05.438] "Was it a mistake to try and define[02:09.686] What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?"[02:13.921] These sweet instincts ruin my life[02:51.157] Just watch me, moving far away[02:55.121] Nobody even knows my name and[02:59.315] No one suspects that I’m not fine, and[03:03.029] Nobody outs behavioural Frankenstein[03:07.724] Just look at Victor in LA[03:11.651] And Syd with the "y" at U of A[03:15.803] And all the majors at the labels[03:19.648] Rebooting soon as I am able[03:24.823] Every other day I'm wondering[03:28.938] "What’s a human being gotta be like?[03:33.167] What’s a way to just be competent?"[03:37.360] These sweet instincts ruin my life[03:41.531] Every other day I’m wondering[03:45.687] "Was it a mistake to try and define[03:49.831] What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?"[03:54.027] These sweet instincts ruin my life[03:58.253] Da da da da da da, da da da[04:02.455] Da da da da da da, da da da, da[04:06.531] Da da da da da da, da da da[04:10.886] These sweet instincts ruin my life[04:15.064] Da da da da da da, da da da[04:19.132] Da da da da da da, da da da, da[04:23.289] Da da da da da da, da da da[04:27.651] These sweet instincts ruin my life[04:39.183] Attention passengers, we've now reached our destination. We hope you enjoyed the flight, now have a nice day