Gaston - Alan Menken.mp3

[00:10.71]Who does she think she is?
[00:13.44]That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
[00:16.56]Darn right!
[00:17.70]No one says, "No" to Gaston!
[00:20.76]Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated!
[00:26.43]It's more than I can bear
[00:28.20]More beer?
[00:29.49]What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced
[00:34.05]Who you? Never!
[00:36.06]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
[00:39.69]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
[00:43.05]Looking so down in the dumps
[00:46.35]Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston
[00:49.62]Even when taking your lumps
[00:52.50]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:55.74]You're everyone's favorite guy
[00:59.49]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
[01:02.97]And it's not very hard to see why
[01:11.85]No one's slick as Gaston
[01:14.10]No one's quick as Gaston
[01:15.87]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
[01:19.32]For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:23.10]Perfect, a pure paragon!
[01:25.95]You can ask any Tom, dick, or Stanley
[01:29.34]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[01:32.82]No one's been like Gaston
[01:38.58]A kingpin like Gaston
[01:39.66]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[01:43.14]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
[01:47.10]My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[01:48.03]Give five, "Hurrahs!"
[01:48.42]Give twelve, "Hip hips!"
[01:54.09]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
[01:55.95]No one fights like Gaston
[02:02.70]Douses lights like Gaston
[02:04.02]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[02:07.86]For there's no one as burly and brawny
[02:10.83]As you see I've got biceps to spare
[02:14.10]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
[02:16.86]That's right!
[02:17.76]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[02:21.27]No one hits like Gaston
[02:22.62]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:24.42]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[02:27.84]I'm especially good at expectorating!
[02:31.59]Ten points for Gaston!
[02:34.80]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
[02:38.04]Every morning to help me get large
[02:40.05]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:44.64]So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
[03:00.18]My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[03:01.23]Hold
[03:01.35]Girls, girls, girls, please
[03:46.95]There's plenty for all
[03:47.76]Oh yeah
[04:33.39][Incomprehensible]
[04:34.11]No one shoots like Gaston
[04:34.77]Makes those beauts like Gaston
[04:35.40]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[04:39.45]I use antlers in all of my decorating!
[04:42.21]My, what a guy, Gaston!