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[00:10.71]Who does she think she is?[00:13.44]That girl has tangled with the wrong man![00:16.56]Darn right![00:17.70]No one says, "No" to Gaston![00:20.76]Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated![00:26.43]It's more than I can bear[00:28.20]More beer?[00:29.49]What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced[00:34.05]Who you? Never![00:36.06]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together[00:39.69]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston[00:43.05]Looking so down in the dumps[00:46.35]Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston[00:49.62]Even when taking your lumps[00:52.50]There's no man in town as admired as you[00:55.74]You're everyone's favorite guy[00:59.49]Everyone's awed and inspired by you[01:02.97]And it's not very hard to see why[01:11.85]No one's slick as Gaston[01:14.10]No one's quick as Gaston[01:15.87]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's[01:19.32]For there's no man in town half as manly[01:23.10]Perfect, a pure paragon![01:25.95]You can ask any Tom, dick, or Stanley[01:29.34]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on[01:32.82]No one's been like Gaston[01:38.58]A kingpin like Gaston[01:39.66]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston[01:43.14]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating![01:47.10]My, what a guy, that Gaston![01:48.03]Give five, "Hurrahs!"[01:48.42]Give twelve, "Hip hips!"[01:54.09]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips[01:55.95]No one fights like Gaston[02:02.70]Douses lights like Gaston[02:04.02]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston[02:07.86]For there's no one as burly and brawny[02:10.83]As you see I've got biceps to spare[02:14.10]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny[02:16.86]That's right![02:17.76]And every last inch of me's covered with hair[02:21.27]No one hits like Gaston[02:22.62]Matches wits like Gaston[02:24.42]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston[02:27.84]I'm especially good at expectorating![02:31.59]Ten points for Gaston![02:34.80]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs[02:38.04]Every morning to help me get large[02:40.05]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs[02:44.64]So I'm roughly the size of a barge![03:00.18]My, what a guy, that Gaston![03:01.23]Hold[03:01.35]Girls, girls, girls, please[03:46.95]There's plenty for all[03:47.76]Oh yeah[04:33.39][Incomprehensible][04:34.11]No one shoots like Gaston[04:34.77]Makes those beauts like Gaston[04:35.40]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston[04:39.45]I use antlers in all of my decorating![04:42.21]My, what a guy, Gaston!