Baby Got Back - Jonathan Coulton.mp3

[00:09.06]I like big butts and I cannot lie
[00:11.49]You other brothers can't deny
[00:14.10]When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
[00:16.53]And a round thing in your face
[00:18.63]You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
[00:21.48]You notice that butt was stuffed
[00:24.00]Deep in the jeans she's wearing
[00:26.31]I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
[00:28.68]Ooh babe, I wanna get wit'cha
[00:30.66]And take your pretty picture
[00:33.51]My homeboys tried to warn me
[00:36.00]But that butt you got makes me so horny
[00:39.27]Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin
[00:40.62]You say you wanna get in my Benz?
[00:43.68]Well, use me, use me
[00:45.93]'Cause you ain't that average groupie
[00:49.02]I've seen them dancin'
[00:51.27]To hell with romancin'
[00:53.16]She's sweat, wet,
[00:55.71]Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
[00:57.51]I'm tired of magazines
[01:00.60]Sayin' flat butts are the thing
[01:03.06]Take the average black man and ask him that
[01:06.00]She gotta pack much back
[01:07.71]So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
[01:10.86]Has your girlfriend got the butt? (yeah)
[01:12.87]Tell her to shake it, shake it
[01:17.22]Shake that healthy butt
[01:21.12](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[01:24.93]Baby got back
[01:25.95](Little in the middle)
[01:29.97]Baby got back
[01:31.92](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[01:35.04]Baby got back
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[01:36.48]Baby got back
[01:39.24]I like 'em round and big
[01:41.28]And when I'm throwin' a gig
[01:43.71]I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
[01:46.98]Now here's my scandal
[01:49.20]I wanna get you home
[01:50.91]And whoa, double-up, whoa whoa
[01:53.76]I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
[01:55.92]'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
[01:58.32]I want 'em real thick and juicy
[02:00.66]So find that juicy double
[02:03.66]Jonny C's in trouble
[02:05.64]Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
[02:07.50]So I'm lookin' at rock videos
[02:10.59]Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hos
[02:13.14]You can have them bimbos
[02:15.57]I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
[02:17.85]A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
[02:20.94]I won't cuss or hit ya
[02:22.92]But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
[02:26.61]Till the break of dawn
[02:29.16]Baby got it goin' on
[02:30.57]A lot of simps won't like this song
[02:32.91]'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
[02:35.76]And I'd rather stay and play
[02:37.20]'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
[02:40.47]And I'm down to get the friction on
[02:42.75]So, ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
[02:45.51]If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
[02:48.42]Then turn around, stick it out
[02:51.60]Even white boys got to shout
[02:53.10]Baby got back
[02:53.40](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[02:54.03]Baby got back
[02:54.33](Little in the middle)
[02:54.75]Baby got back
[02:55.23](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[02:55.89]Baby got back
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[02:56.61]Baby got back
[02:56.91](spoken)
[02:57.09]Actually, when it comes to females,
[02:57.75]Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection.
[02:59.07]I mean, 36-24-36?
[02:59.37]Maybe if she's 5' 3"
[02:59.85]So your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
[03:00.57]Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
[03:01.26]But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
[03:02.37]My anaconda don't want none
[03:03.00]Unless you have got buns, hon
[03:03.66]You can do side bends or sit-ups,
[03:04.41]But please don't lose that butt
[03:05.10]Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
[03:06.03]And tell you that the butt ain't gold
[03:06.84]So they toss it and they leave it
[03:07.41]And I pull up quick to retrieve it
[03:08.10]So Cosmo says you're fat
[03:08.67]Well I ain't down with that
[03:09.18]'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
[03:10.20]And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
[03:10.80]To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
[03:11.58]You ain't it, Miss Thing
[03:11.97]Give me a sister, I can't resist her
[03:12.78]Red beans and rice didn't miss her
[03:13.53]Some knucklehead tried to dis
[03:14.13]'Cause his girls are on my list
[03:14.79]He had game but he chose to hit 'em
[03:15.51]And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
[03:16.23]So ladies (yeah) if the butt is round (yeah)
[03:17.07]And you want a triple-X throw down
[03:17.85]Dial 1-900-JONNYC
[03:18.21]And kick them nasty thoughts
[03:18.78](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[03:19.41]Baby got back
[03:19.71](Little in the middle)
[03:20.13]Baby got back
[03:22.95](L.A. face with the Oakland booty)
[03:23.58]Baby got back
[03:23.88](Little in the middle)
[03:24.30]Baby got back