One Beer - MF DOOM.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : MF DOOM
[00:00.416] 作曲 : Madlib/Madvillain
[00:00.832] I get no kick from champagne
[00:05.624] Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
[00:10.672] So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
[00:15.989] I get a kick out of brew
[00:21.011] There's only one beer left
[00:22.616] Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
[00:25.304] Tempt me, do a number on the label
[00:27.786] Eat up all they emcees and drink 'em under the table
[00:30.523] Like, "It's on me—put it on my tab, kid"
[00:33.267] However you get there, foot it, cab it, iron horse it
[00:36.587] You're leaving on your face, forfeit
[00:38.142] I crush the mic, hold it like the heat, he might toss it
[00:40.877] Told him tell 'em they stole it, he told her he lost it
[00:43.476] She told him, "Get off it," and a bunch of other more shit
[00:45.978] Getting money, DT's be getting no new leads
[00:48.547] It's like he eating watermelon, stay spitting new seeds
[00:51.474] It's the weed, give me some of what he drooping off
[00:54.006] Soon as he wake up, choking like it was whooping cough
[00:57.352] They group been soft
[00:58.816] First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off
[01:01.751] He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
[01:04.219] She asked him autograph her derriere, it read:
[01:06.130] "To Wide Load, this yard bird taste like fried toad turd
[01:09.569] Love, Villain" — take pride in code words
[01:12.289] Crooked eye, mold, nerd geek with a cold heart
[01:14.694] Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
[01:17.464] Study how to eat to die by the pizza guy
[01:19.872] No, he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer eye
[01:22.678] And squeeze her thigh, maybe give her curves a feel
[01:25.295] The same way she feel it when he flow with nerves of steel
[01:27.765] They call the super when they need their back, uh, plumbing fixed
[01:30.510] "How is only one left? The pack comes in six!
[01:33.129] Whatever happened to two and three?"
[01:34.759] A herb tried to slide with four and five
[01:36.760] And got caught like, "What you doing, G?
[01:38.613] Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy
[01:40.712] Matter fact, not for nothing, right now, you and me!"
[01:43.457] Looser than a pair of Adidas
[01:45.002] I hope you brought your spare tweeters
[01:46.806] MCs sound like cheerleaders
[01:48.416] Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin
[01:50.561] DOOM came to do the thing again, no matter who be blingin'
[01:53.404] He do it for the smelly hubbies
[01:55.588] Seeds know what time it is like it's time for Teletubbies
[01:58.555] Few can do it, even fewer can sell it
[02:00.753] Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a 'tarded helmet
[02:03.840] He plots shows like robberies
[02:05.869] In and out — one, two, three — no bodies, please
[02:08.640] Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
[02:11.023] The mic is the shotty: nobody move, nobody get hurt
[02:13.871] Bring heat like the boy done gone to war
[02:16.302] He came in the door, and "Everybody on the floor!"
[02:19.555] A whole string of jobs like we on tour
[02:21.705] Every night on the score, coming to your corner store
[02:43.738] There, it is done
[02:46.613] Now that the representative from South Africa has been
[02:48.867] Mind programmed
[02:50.588] All of the world leaders on earth are under my control
[02:53.828] And when they meet tomorrow in special session
[02:56.230] I, DOOM, shall be voted: Master of the World
[03:01.212] My plan is foolproof, but just in case
[03:09.951] And what about snow?
[03:13.049] Now you keep your eyes open
[03:14.540] When I tell ya, start snappin' (Oh yeah, sure)
[03:17.393] Uh, ladies und gentlemen
[03:20.506] I am risking my life to tell you with, with great concern
[03:25.043] That I must warn you, I, I
[03:27.361] You must listen
[03:30.521] Many among you, have, have had their minds taken over
[03:42.698] (What a story, start snappin')
[03:46.542] DOOM, gosh, I wish I'd brought my autograph book
[03:50.943] (Your attempts at humor bore me) Right, lead-head
[03:54.679] You're weird
[03:56.213] Why is everyone staring at us?
[03:59.326] (Aw, I should have realized, we must look like freaks to them)
[04:02.635] Relax masseur, just do your thing
[04:04.788] (Get a good grip on my—)
[04:06.178] What? Why, I'll bend your read-out meter for ya, you little
[04:11.298] (Hey, knock it off, Ben)
[04:12.389] What's the matter? (Oh, Ben)
[04:14.889] You're nothing but a chicken-head
[04:16.900] (You overgrown granite-head) Hold it