[00:00.00] 作词 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow[00:00.68] 作曲 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow[00:01.37]You and me, thought that we[00:03.55]Were the reason that we[00:05.10]Couldn’t ever find love[00:06.63]All along thought that we[00:08.52]Constantly were the ones[00:10.23]Who were messing it up[00:10.97]Thought we were[00:11.96]The one and only[00:13.25]Reason we’re[00:14.36]Desperately lonely[00:15.58]Oh![00:17.38]How could we be so wrong?[00:19.98]Can’t believe we didn’t see[00:21.90]What’s obvious to both of us now![00:26.54]Can’t believe they didn’t see the signs![00:28.98]Painfully so plain to see[00:31.42]We should’ve known we’re still alone because[00:36.42]MEN ARE TRASH[00:38.25]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin![00:40.48]The only rationale[00:42.50]For the solo state we’re in is[00:45.33]MEN ARE TRASH![00:46.61]If I forget ’em[00:47.88]You can bet I’m[00:49.03]Better off![00:50.05]Bet all my cash![00:51.35]So why am I so single?[00:53.30]Oh! cos[00:54.40]MEN ARE TRASH![00:55.70]Oh! so you better dump dump dump[00:58.55]MEN ARE TRASH![00:59.88]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump[01:02.72]MEN ARE TRASH![01:04.05]Oh! so you better dump dump dump[01:06.91]MEN ARE TRASH![01:08.26]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump[01:11.59](Ooh ooh ooh)[01:12.75]You and me stupidly[01:14.49]Thought that we really needed[01:16.48]To have a lover[01:17.26]We’re complete on our own[01:19.01]Cos we’ve grown, we don’t need[01:20.75]Significant others[01:21.57]From now on, we’re ridin’ solo[01:23.63]Basically Jason Derülo[01:25.54](J-J-J-J-J-R)[01:27.35]We’re better on our own![01:30.14]Can’t believe the world convinced us[01:32.49]We were two depressing spinsters - HA![01:36.48]Now they know they’re better off alone![01:38.30]We’re independent[01:39.56]Don’t need men[01:40.66]“Don’t wantcha”[01:41.51]“See ya”[01:42.41]Cos we’ve[01:43.08]Realiiiiiiiiiised[01:46.33]MEN ARE TRASH[01:48.06]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin![01:50.14]The only rationale[01:52.20]For the solo state we’re in is[01:54.89]MEN ARE TRASH![01:56.28]Yeah they’re literally[01:57.65]Litter[01:58.26]They’re a load of balderdash![02:01.40]So why am I so single?[02:03.40]Oh! cos[02:04.25]MEN ARE TRASH![02:05.58]Oh! so you better dump dump dump[02:08.48]MEN ARE TRASH![02:09.84]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump[02:12.72]MEN ARE TRASH![02:14.10]Oh! so you better dump dump dump[02:16.96]MEN ARE TRASH![02:18.32]Go take ‘em to the dump dump dump[02:22.42]Now, please welcome to the stage, as we do every show…[02:27.70]From the Broadway Revival Cast of Oliver Exclamation Mark…[02:32.70]It’s Patti LuPone!!!![02:36.32]That’s right! It’s me, Patti LuPone.[02:39.59]Now listen up, Garrick…[02:40.75]When I say “Men R”, you say “TRASH” -[02:43.34]Men r:[02:43.76](TRASH!)[02:44.57]Men r:[02:44.89](TRASH!)[02:45.62]You can do better than that![02:47.28]MEN R:[02:47.66](TRASH!)[02:48.45]MEN R:[02:48.82](TRASH!)[02:50.04]Bring it home, kids![02:51.98]MEN ARE TRASH[02:54.49](Oh, they’re trash!)[02:55.27]Let’s throw ‘em in the bin![02:57.17]The only rationale[02:59.08]For the solo state we’re in is[03:01.88]MEN ARE TRASH![03:03.22]They’re detritus[03:04.34]So watch us write a song about it[03:06.84]It’s a smash![03:07.83]So why am I so single?[03:10.27]Why are they so single?[03:12.20]Why are they so single?[03:14.34]Oh! cos[03:16.82]MEN ARE TRASH!!!