[00:00.000] 作词 : PattyCake Productions[00:01.000] 作曲 : PattyCake Productions[00:19.555]Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed[00:22.298]I must find the way to power through a noble brow[00:25.300]I married once for love then m-y senses came[00:27.796]I must marry for the stature of my husband's name[00:30.550]Onto marriage number two[00:32.047]I knew what I had to do[00:33.557]and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two[00:36.307]Solved problem number one now to problem number two[00:39.547]His doe-eyed little girl with g-entle point of view[00:42.056]Would I ship her off to school?[00:43.308]No! I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep andso she became the maid![00:47.547]She was lazy! She was crazy![00:49.056]She was talking to the mice![00:50.555]She was hopelessly naive so she had to pay the price.[00:53.549]I moved her to the attic o-u-t of sight and out of mind.[00:56.299]I could-have thrown her out but I'm benevolent and kind.[00:59.509]Mother your heart's too big for you![01:05.001]I knew what I had to do[01:09.251]After all difficult children will take advantage of your good na-ture![01:14.255]So you lock them up[01:16.007]Throw away the key![01:17.749]There's one on every family tree[01:20.258]Ungrateful![01:20.999]Hateful![01:21.755]Vile too! The things she put you through![01:26.003]Break their spirit so they obey[01:28.756]Now they'll do anything you say[01:31.506]Maybe you'd call it cruel but[01:34.501]others would call it love[01:36.510]Though Love![01:39.007]I ask you is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?[01:42.002]Oh no they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just..[01:46.506]ruin e--verything![01:48.760]I never wanted children[01:50.001]life was better on my own[01:51.256]all the screaming nagging chilled me to the bone![01:54.251]But then one day I came across a fl--ower growing free[01:57.001]It's magic kept me young so I kept it all for me![01:59.754]But someone dug it up now a b--aby held the power[02:02.505]So I "borrowed"her and locked her up and hid her in a tower![02:05.501]Year---s went by oH! The sa-crifice![02:08.253]and against my better judgment I fed her once or twice.[02:11.188]Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young![02:13.895]But that's messy![02:14.638]Manipulation's easily more fun![02:16.891]A little guilt a lot of force of course you have to lie![02:19.641]remind them ---that without you they'd shrivel up and die![02:22.636]They only have themselves ---to blame![02:27.885]If you'd been there you'd do the same![02:33.643]So work them hard 'til they fall in line![02:36.896]There's one way and it's only mine![02:39.645]Children are lazy![02:40.889]Spoiled too![02:42.141]But we know what to do![02:45.137]Govern them with a heart of stone![02:48.144]Lock them up so they're all alone![02:50.885]Maybe you'd call it cruel but[02:53.635]others would call it love tough love![02:56.888]Ugh! Her own tower with a water view and she runs away the first chance she gets![03:02.145]These wretched brats think the world owes them something.[03:05.885]But it doesn't[03:07.394]Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand[03:10.390]but there was more I had in mind a greater plan.[03:13.385]I never cared to share. So the king would have to fall[03:15.893]But his ch-ild blocked the way to me and "Fairest of them all"[03:18.889]She was chubby. She was dumb and grotesquely optimistic[03:21.638]She needed structure in her life! She wasn't realistic![03:24.391]I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy[03:27.387]but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy![03:30.393]Love?! Was I to just sit by and wait for her to take my crown? NO![03:34.584]She had sealed her fate![03:35.839]She had to go and so she did and you know what they say[03:38.590]“An apple once a day keeps your enemies away”[03:41.830]Don't be fooled= by their tender smile![03:47.334]Give an inch and they'll run a mile![03:55.831]Our idea of a happy home[03:58.582]Is one where we live all alone![04:01.589]Dark. Depressing. Desolate![04:04.085]Now let's all drink to that![04:07.081]Call us "wicked" and call us "mean"[04:09.834]“Cruel”and everything in between.[04:12.829]You could say it's unjust![04:15.579]Turning their dreams to dust![04:18.332]This is what we call love[04:21.340]Tough Love!