[00:14.61]Turn my mic up[00:16.25]Turn my mic up[00:17.73](Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga[00:19.65](Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nigga[00:22.98](Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga[00:25.00](Steady on the left) **** it, blackout niggas![00:25.86]Oh my lord, lower the casket down[00:28.45]Sprinkle the ash, or get your ass kicked, pow![00:31.03]Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town[00:33.74]Grounds zero, shapiro the king cash cow[00:36.29]Do I make 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow[00:38.87]I sit with the pound, click, pow[00:41.47]Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow[00:44.05]Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now[00:46.59]Bitches I’m making them skip with thou[00:49.22]Art, you don’t really want start when I growl[00:51.93](rawr, rawr, rawr) let me come and mop up the knock offs[00:54.51]When I pop off I never stop, cause[00:56.46]When we do come through, you better lock doors (PAUSE)[00:59.35]The wolves wanna eat, peep how they lockjaws[01:00.74]No need to cook up the coke, you see me cop raw[01:02.88]And if you ain’t have enough[01:08.05]What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen **** is going on?[01:09.81]Back with the B.A barrackus callous[01:11.33]bang on another song I’mma have these niggas nervous[01:12.84]And clipping they nails and dribbling and witness them[01:15.13]Nibble them like sunflower seed shells[01:18.24]Set these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales[01:20.33]And I shit on these males ‘til it's stinkin' fouler than a weed smell[01:22.74]Nigga your tree fell[01:25.76]See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming a email[01:26.94]Talking, I’m sick and I got them shook and I bang em at retail[01:28.78]Until they cripple, see I cook like I’m slanging a weed sale[01:30.53]Until I triple bread and whoop ‘em and drag 'em like females (gasp)[01:32.17]Oh see well, these niggas already know[01:39.86]The way that I **** shit up, minus the details[01:40.72]The case is shut[01:41.50]Your bitch remind me of my replacement butt kind of an ancient slut[01:42.85]It's going down like she was a basement ****[01:44.33]Swell up this shit like I’m sticking steaks in they gut[01:46.00]So gracefully and graciously, I painfully wake niggas up[01:47.53]Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like apes in the cut[01:49.33]I’m waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet[01:54.70]****[01:56.71]It’s kinda like me having a case in the truck[01:57.37]And drinking ‘til I’m blasted harassing[01:59.83]and erase a nigga (crunk) keeping 'em over[02:02.20]Keeping 'em up and blacking until I’m leaving ‘em stuck[02:04.21]I got ‘em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck[02:05.84]While I’m chasing a buck these funny niggas be chasing they luck[02:08.42]I be lacing them up like boots[02:11.21]when I’m pushing they face in the mud (ahh)[02:12.19]Missiles I fling while I spit live wire[02:13.05]‘Til this shit circling back around[02:14.86]With more fire for me to melt the break a brick surfacing back a sound[02:16.17]While I'm lighting up shit that'll cause quick[02:18.39]Worship and gatheraround, it's[02:22.83]Certain this shit'll splatter cliques painful and make ‘em scatter[02:23.56]Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart, it doesn't matter (rip)[02:25.20]Your head up off your shoulders (with) bullets bigger than a boulder[02:26.35]And they break ‘em and they know us, classic[02:27.66]And the way it’s going you could easily get your ass kicked[02:28.85]See, me and Shady together we’re crazy[02:31.55]Like baking a vomit and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch[02:32.17](We that sick)[02:33.64]Like I'm from Haiti, I’m suggesting you pay me[02:34.50]Don’t make me wanna spazz (Alalala)[02:36.39]Like I’m a crazy Israeli, bastards[02:37.67]While I bite the beat up and I'm starting to heat up, yack[02:38.98]I’m chopping your foot off, now it’s mine[02:42.11]And I’m putting my feet up, black[02:43.55]Back to the hood and off to the wild[02:44.49]And I’m hoping you protect your child[02:45.59]And I been blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook had died[02:47.07]Naw, but the beat is fried Ayo, calm down nigga[02:58.42](Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nigga[02:59.77](Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga[03:02.07](Steady on the left) **** it, blackout niggas![03:05.02]Apparently there's a light contagiousness to this tirade[03:15.11]It just might make you sick[03:17.86]So irate with this my brain is just like a ****ing fried egg[03:18.89]Is my mind scrambled? Cause I'm lit[03:20.37]Narrow minded, but go through such a wide range of this emotion[03:22.04]That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways[03:24.67]I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway[03:27.74]With his per sonal memoir saying he's bi[03:28.89]Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride[03:30.07]Making him cry "rape" then arrive naked[03:30.73]And drive straight through the gay pride parade, yippee-Ki-Yay[03:32.28]Cause here I - wait, did the world just pee on my leg?[03:33.43]And should I take it as a sign?[03:34.66]Maybe to take 'em back into time (Shady)[03:37.45]I stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger[03:39.09]To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing[03:47.81]Changed the whole complexion of the game[03:48.96]But just in case you was thinking[03:49.74]An inkling of replacing the kingpin[03:50.85]Of crazy, you're wasting your ink then[03:51.50]So if this is any indication of what you may be facing[03:53.01]You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations[03:54.66]Are leaving a bad taste, **** making a bad impression[03:56.91]That's the worst impersonation I've ever seen and[04:00.30]Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily[04:01.89]But sounds like he may need some Flonase when he's speaking?[04:04.23]What kind of stupid question is that?[04:06.68]Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln[04:08.20]Other than your husband's ****ing brains that were leaking[04:09.87]How'd you think that play was this weekend?[04:11.72]You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot[04:13.15]See me on a ballot? I'm running for class clown[04:15.49]Rich Democrat, bitch, so I'm just a candidate[04:18.08]To come **** up the whole party[04:19.96]Me and Flipmode starting a campaign[04:21.76]To have every campus on a ****ing rampage[04:23.69]Act my goddamn age? I am eight[04:23.42]So let's get smashed and wake up the next day with the room trashed[04:26.21]covered in Band-Aids[04:29.49]Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades[04:30.96]But this ain't up for debate, this is undebatable[04:33.63]Shady for president, ho[04:36.01]Don't make me go take it back to the days of old[04:37.53]Where Sway & Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD[04:39.13]I almost fell asleep on the wake up show[04:41.88]**** you telling me, fools?[04:43.97]I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in Drew's[04:46.27]When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs[04:47.66]Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet[04:49.79]You're ****ing with vets dawg, ****ing internet bloggers[04:55.47]"I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on[04:56.21]Everything, I'm an expert on everything[04:57.15]everything sucks, play the next song"[04:58.41]Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick[04:59.93]With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you[05:02.47]I'd be dead wrong[05:04.27]Son of God I'm the S.O.G. like a wet log[05:05.79]pores never get clogged[05:07.35]I'm so full of self-esteem that I sweat fog[05:08.66]Yes, yes y’all, steady on the left, y’all[05:10.09]Step off 'forr you get stepped on, soft?[05:13.04]Bout as commercial as my ****ing Lear jet[05:14.92]Jealously’ll get you as green as a Chia Pet[05:18.64]I can see that you’re visibly upset, dawg[05:20.24]Alert, alert, girl, alert[05:21.67]Once you enter in my house of pain, you're in a world of hurt, so[05:23.11]Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking[05:25.48]Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite[05:28.27]But if you too fly for coach better get them arms[05:30.85]and freaking hands flailing[05:33.72]And jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind[05:36.21]More afraid of success than I am of failure[05:38.71]So what does that tell ya?[05:40.56]That on a grand scale I don’t give a **** about nothing[05:42.03]Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail[05:43.22]Before he ran straight into the damn railing[05:47.55]Chill, man, chill