[00:00.00] This was a triumph.[00:04.05]I'm making a note here:[00:06.21]HUGE SUCCE[00:07.08]SS. It's hard to overstate[00:11.49]My satisfaction.[00:16.20]Aperture Science[00:19.89]We do what we must[00:21.63]Because we can.[00:25.02]For the good of all of us.[00:28.44]Except the ones who are dead.[00:30.63]But there's no sense crying[00:32.82]Over every mistake.[00:34.74]You just keep on trying[00:36.78]Till you run out of cake.[00:38.82]And the Science gets done.[00:40.92]And you make a neat gun.[00:42.90]For the people who are[00:44.58]Still alive.[00:52.41]I'm not even angry.[00:56.67]I'm being so sincere right now.[01:01.77]Even though you broke my heart.[01:05.40]And killed me.[01:08.67]And tore me to pieces.[01:12.72]And threw every piece into a fire.[01:18.03]As they burned it hurt because[01:21.45]I was so happy for you![01:23.58]Now these points of data[01:25.56]Make a beautiful line.[01:27.72]And we're out of beta.[01:29.64]We're releasing on time.[01:31.65]So I'm GLa[01:32.52]D. I got burned.[01:33.75]Think of all the things we learned[01:35.79]For the people who are[01:37.41]Still alive.[01:45.36]Go ahead and leave me.[01:49.29]I think I prefer to stay inside.[01:54.48]Maybe you'll find someone else[01:58.05]To help you.[02:01.50]Maybe Black[02:02.40]Mesa... TH[02:05.76]AT WAS A J[02:06.72]OKE, HA HA,[02:08.10]FAT CHANCE.[02:10.77]Anyway this cake is great[02:14.07]It's so delicious and moist[02:16.35]Look at me still talking when there's science to do[02:20.40]When I look out there[02:22.29]It makes me glad[02:23.25]I'm not you[02:24.39]I've experiments to be run[02:26.46]There is research to be done[02:28.56]On the people who are[02:30.15]Still alive.[02:32.49]And believe me[02:33.54]I am still alive[02:36.27]I'm doing science and[02:37.95]I'm still alive[02:40.29]I feel FAN[02:41.07]TASTIC and[02:41.97]I'm still alive[02:44.34]And while you're dying[02:45.69]I'll be still alive[02:48.36]And when you're dead[02:49.47]I will be still alive[02:52.32]Still alive[02:54.33]Still alive