La-Di-Da-Di - Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh.mp3

[00:00.00]Hit it !
[00:13.42]La-di-da-di...
[00:15.80]La-di-da-di...
[00:18.14]La-di, da-di!
[00:22.34]Yo peep this
[00:23.43]La-di-da-di, we like to party
[00:25.82]We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
[00:28.39]We're, just some men that's on the mic
[00:30.66]And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT
[00:33.78]For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
[00:36.01]Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
[00:38.66]Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning
[00:41.94]Which we create, cause that's our mission
[00:44.19]So listen close, to what we say
[00:46.41]Because this type of shit happens everyday
[00:49.06]I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
[00:52.13]I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
[00:55.31]Went to the bathroom to wash up
[00:57.23]Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
[01:00.52]Mirror mirror on the wall
[01:03.26]Who is the top choice of them all
[01:05.32]there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
[01:08.24]the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!"
[01:13.35]Well that true, that why we never had no beef
[01:16.13]Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
[01:18.93]Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
[01:21.51]and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
[01:24.62]I'm true to the style on my behalf
[01:27.01]I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
[01:29.76]Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
[01:32.51]I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
[01:35.22]For all the girls I might take home
[01:37.42]I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
[01:40.59]Fresh dress, like a million bucks,
[01:43.03]put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
[01:45.83]Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
[01:48.59]Went back in I forgot my Kangol
[01:50.37]Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY
[01:54.03]I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY
[01:56.65]This was a girl playing hard to get
[01:58.71]So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset
[02:01.28]She said uh, "It's all because of you
[02:04.45]I'm feeling sad and blue
[02:07.16]You went away
[02:08.66]and now my life is filled with rainy days
[02:12.42]I love you so
[02:14.35]How much you'll never know
[02:17.100]Cause you took your love away from me"
[02:23.19]Now what was I to do
[02:25.78]She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
[02:28.28]I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
[02:31.32]Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
[02:33.84]Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!"
[02:36.68]Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
[02:39.08]Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
[02:42.10]Slammed the child on the hard concrete
[02:44.83]The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
[02:47.33]Something was wrong I said what was going on?
[02:50.06]I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
[02:52.98]She said, "If I can't have you she can't either"
[02:55.48]She grabbed me closely by my socks
[02:57.88]So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
[03:00.81]But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
[03:03.18]She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
[03:06.27]"Why don't you give me some play?
[03:08.74]And we can go cruising in my old jag
[03:11.10]And if you give me that OK
[03:13.61]I'll give you all my love today
[03:16.26]Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
[03:19.32]Somehow your words just hypnotize me
[03:21.38]And I just love your jazzy ways
[03:23.82]So MC Rick my love is here to stay"
[03:26.08]And on and on and on she kept on
[03:29.09]The bitch been around before my mother's born
[03:31.89]I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
[03:34.16]I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"
[03:36.96]She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying
[03:39.64]I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!"
[03:42.85]I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
[03:45.12]And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!
[03:50.25]To the heart tick tock you don't stop
[03:52.91]To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!