[00:00.00] 作词 : 秦澜[00:00.00] 作曲 : 秦澜[00:00.00] 编曲 : 秦澜[00:00.00] The way you shake it, I can't believe it,[00:04.98]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[00:07.83]The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go,[00:10.44]D-doing, doing, doing,[00:12.18]The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer,[00:14.61]She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I,[00:17.19]Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer,[00:19.86]Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing,[00:22.83]The way she moves, she's like a belly -dancer,[00:25.23]She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I,[00:27.81]Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer,[00:30.51]Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing,[00:33.45]What do you mean, freeze? Please,[00:35.46]I'm a human being, I have needs,[00:36.99]I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing,[00:39.00]I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing,[00:41.25]Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees,[00:43.80]I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me,[00:46.86]And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee,[00:50.22]Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B,[00:52.20]I sing song,[00:53.04]It go, ring-a-*****, a-*****-*****-*****-*****-*****,[00:54.96]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid,[00:57.39]If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive,[01:00.21]For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet,[01:02.91]I can get away anything I say and you will love it,[01:06.39]The way you shake it, I can't believe it,[01:08.88]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[01:11.70]The way you move it, you make my pee -pee go,[01:14.61]D-doing, doing, doing,[01:16.98]I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true,[01:19.53]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[01:21.27]The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go,[01:25.41]D-doing, doing, doing,[01:26.52]Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome,[01:29.19]Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums,[01:31.92]I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn,[01:34.41]Police saying, "Freeze, " (oh), d-doing, doing, doing,[01:37.29]What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat,[01:40.17]I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped,[01:43.11]Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please,[01:45.54]I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene,[01:48.36]I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene,[01:50.88]And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG,[01:53.49]Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney,[01:56.31]I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free,[01:58.80]Free, yes, free, right back on the streets,[02:01.71]What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?[02:04.08]I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man,[02:06.75]And I can say that and you'll laugh,[02:08.07]'Cause there's a puppet on my hand,[02:10.29]The way you shake it, I can't believe it,[02:12.72]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[02:15.57]The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go,[02:18.03]D -doing, doing, doing,[02:20.85]I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true,[02:23.40]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[02:26.19]The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go,[02:29.10]D-doing, doing, doing,[02:30.24]I can't believe it,[02:30.90]The way you shake it, I can't believe it,[02:34.05]I ain't never seen a ass like that,[02:37.83]The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go,[02:39.75]D-doing, doing, doing,[02:40.74]D-doing, doing, doing,[02:45.69]D-doing, doing, doing