Rosetta Stoned - Tool.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Tool
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Tool
[00:07.52]Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.
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[00:16.06]10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
[00:18.23]in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
[00:19.96]Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
[00:22.58]when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
[00:26.09]like one would hope but never really expect
[00:27.00]to see in a place like this.
[00:28.31]Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
[00:29.33]and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
[00:30.80]and me yelping...
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[00:31.59]Holy ****ing ****!
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[00:44.27]Then the X-Files being,
[00:46.20]Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
[00:48.05]with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
[00:49.32]Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
[00:50.31]vanilla Chig Champa
[00:50.91]Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
[00:53.01]And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
[00:54.80]and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
[00:57.08]and all I could think was:
[00:58.21]"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
[00:59.79]that I pissed my ****in' pants."
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[01:19.43]So light in his way,
[01:23.20]Like an apparition, (that)
[01:26.20]He had me crying out,
[01:28.24]"**** me
[01:29.73]It's gotta be
[01:30.94]the Deadhead Chemistry
[01:33.58]The blotter got (right) on top of me
[01:36.17]Got me seein' E-**********in'-T!"
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[01:50.39]And after calming me down
[01:51.06]with some orange slices
[01:52.45]and some fetal spooning,
[01:53.97]E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
[01:56.47]He said, "You are the Chosen One,
[01:59.04]the One who will deliver the message.
[02:01.08]A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
[02:03.51]and a warning for those who do not."
[02:05.59]Me. The Chosen One?
[02:07.67]They chose me!!!
[02:09.21]And I didn't even graduate from ****in' high school.
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[02:30.83]You'd better...
[02:34.37]You'd better...
[02:36.58]You'd better...
[02:39.13]You'd better listen.
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[03:20.65]Then he looked right through me
[03:24.75]With somniferous almond eyes
[03:29.25]Don't even know what that means
[03:32.37]Must remember to write it down
[03:35.70]This is so real
[03:38.77]Like the time Dave floated away
[03:41.56]See, my heart is pounding
[03:44.37]'Cause this **** never happens to me
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[03:56.52]I can't breathe right now!
[03:59.77]It was so real,
[04:02.65]Like I woke up in Wonderland.
[04:05.65]All sorta terrifying
[04:08.54]I don't wanna be all alone
[04:11.89]While I tell this story.
[04:15.01]And can anyone tell me why
[04:18.13]Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
[04:21.24]Will I ever be coming down?
[04:24.43]This is so real
[04:27.15]Finally, it's my lucky day
[04:30.62]See, my heart is racing
[04:33.19]'Cause this **** never happens to me
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[04:44.73]I can't breathe right now!
[04:48.53]You believe me, don't you?
[04:55.19]Please believe what I've just said!
[04:58.90]See the Dead ain't touring
[05:01.13]And this wasn't all in my head.
[05:04.44]See, they took me by the hand
[05:07.06]And invited me right in.
[05:09.96]Then they showed me something
[05:12.64]I don't even know where to begin.
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[05:44.74]Strapped down (to) my bed
[05:48.38]9 Feet cold (and) eyes red
[05:50.82]I'm out of my head
[05:53.65]Am I alive? Am I dead?
[05:56.54]Can't remember what they said
[05:59.04]God damn, **** the bed.
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[06:26.10]Hey ...
[06:29.14]Heyey...
[06:34.04]Eyeeeeey
[06:38.46]Hey ey eeeeey
[06:43.79]Hey..Hey........
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[07:17.09]*Wings for Marie*
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[08:37.25]Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
[08:44.02]Such a heavy burden now to be the One
[08:49.61]Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
[08:56.19]To write it down for all the world to see.
[09:02.55]But I forgot my pen
[09:08.39]**** the bed again ...
[09:13.83]Typical.
[09:16.19]Strapped down (to) my bed
[09:18.89]Feet cold and eyes red
[09:21.13]I'm out of my head
[09:23.67]Am I alive? Am I dead?
[09:25.93]Sunkist * and Sudafed
[09:29.73]Gyroscopes and infrared
[09:32.31]Won't help, I'm brain dead
[09:34.88]Can't remember what they said
[09:37.47]God damn, **** the bed
[09:44.62]I can't remember what they said to me
[09:49.53]Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
[10:00.98]Can't remember what they said
[10:08.55]Bob help me!
[10:13.63]Can't remember what they said
[10:37.90](We) don't know, (and we) won't know (x12)
[11:06.48]God damn, **** the bed!
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