[00:00.000] 作词 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow[00:01.000] 作曲 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow[00:09.755](All we need)[00:13.860]Once upon a time[00:15.336]There was a magical place called London's West End[00:19.495]It was home to the world's most impressive[00:22.010]and important musicals[00:23.878]and Mamma Mia[00:26.190]And our story begins when one particular theatre[00:29.544]Called upon two musical‑writers to write… a musical[00:36.428]Now, these writers knew that[00:38.538]musicals needed huge and important stories[00:41.768](All we need)[00:42.744]Stories of epic romances, extraordinary journeys,[00:46.508]and impossible quests![00:48.395]But for these two writers,[00:50.324]the only stories they had[00:52.268]were about their own pathetic little dating lives[00:55.393]And so they came up with a plan[00:57.555]“All we need to do is this!”[00:58.837](All we need)[01:00.049]“If we tell a story about our own pathetic little dating lives[01:03.727]BUT we dress it all up with big fancy musical numbers –[01:07.192]THEN audiences will ACTUALLY think it's worth watching”[01:10.948]“Are you sure they’ll be convinced?”[01:12.822]“Of course! I mean, not sophisticated theatregoers…[01:16.675]but the kinda riff‑raff you get at the Garrick will love it!”[01:20.822]And so they went forth and wrote it…[01:25.804]…Even starting it with a classic prologue[01:29.280]For they knew if there was one way to convince people[01:32.009]that a story was worth watching,[01:33.864]it was by explaining it up top through modern dance[01:37.506]And just to really seal the deal,[01:39.876]they decided they would end it with a brilliant theatrical twist…[01:44.386]…where they would reveal[01:45.625]it was THEM WHO HAD BEEN NARRATING THE WHOLE TIME[01:48.607]"Pretty clever, heh?"[01:50.358]"Yeah you don't get this at Les Mis"[01:53.076]And now we're here, you're there,[01:55.143]and the doors are locked…[01:56.698]the show we've written about ourselves can begin…[02:00.308]A show that begins with…[02:05.325]A doorbell