Vicious Battle Raps - DJ Format.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bernstein, Ford
[00:00.66](feat. MC Abdominal)
[00:03.60][Abdominal]
[00:08.61]I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little
[00:11.34]My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle
[00:13.53]Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic
[00:15.75]Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike
[00:17.94]Cos they crap, and I'm not
[00:20.04]Could you demonstrate? Why not
[00:22.32]Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see
[00:24.42]How you and me be different when it comes to fluency
[00:26.37]The crowd be rooting me and booing thee
[00:27.69]First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the
[00:29.49]A****osphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny
[00:31.08]Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the
[00:33.42]Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like
[00:35.58]"Abdominal is pretty damn good"
[00:37.74]But that's what I've been trying to say man
[00:39.21]Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention
[00:41.85]In the long run this will bring everyone less tension
[00:44.28]And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps
[00:47.01]But really less battle raps than straight up facts
[00:49.38]Kinda like a news report
[00:50.79]Untrue? **** you be this Jews retort!
[00:52.86]You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament?
[00:54.96]Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments
[00:57.21]Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal
[00:59.94]Doing his best to fill the hospitals
[01:01.65]They say he's some sort of musical vigilante
[01:04.29]On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack
[01:07.56]He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks
[01:10.44]We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand
[01:13.02]Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland
[01:16.41]"Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity"
[01:19.68]Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog
[01:23.37]But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men!
[01:28.02]"In other words the strength of 100 men?"
[01:30.36]Nurse, please dont interrupt me when
[01:32.13]I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend
[01:34.86]Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing
[01:36.51]At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone!
[01:39.21]What about the right? Writing poems
[01:41.37]Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're
[01:45.03]Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable
[01:48.03]Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled
[01:51.81]In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks
[01:54.63]Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts
[01:57.81]"He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work
[02:00.69]Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words
[02:03.30]You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips
[02:06.66]Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell
[02:09.72]He'll be like "hmm pray tell"
[02:11.01]They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling
[02:13.29]Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains
[02:15.72]And then charging 'em for dental repairs
[02:17.67]Lay em down gently in the dental chair
[02:19.80]Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer
[02:22.02]Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine
[02:24.51]Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic
[02:26.25]Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic
[02:29.31]Once theyre snorin the work commences by this
[02:31.41]Blood-splattered, demented dentist
[02:33.54]Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb
[02:37.62]Some who look like they got a bit of endurance
[02:40.08]Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance
[02:42.66]I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic
[02:44.85]In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic
[02:46.68]Spreading over cities nations and continents
[02:49.05]Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through shitness
[02:52.26]With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist