Fat - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : M. Jackson
[00:21.00]Your butt is wide, well mine is too
[00:25.05]Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
[00:29.13]The word is out, better treat me right
[00:33.03]'cause i'm the king of cellulite
[00:36.87]Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
[00:45.63]My zippers bust, my buckles break
[00:49.77]I'm too much man for you to take
[00:53.85]The pavement cracks when i fall down
[00:58.02]I've got more chins than chinatown
[01:02.10]Well, i've never used a phone booth
[01:04.20]And i've never seen my toes
[01:06.21]When i'm goin' to the movies
[01:08.25]I take up seven rows
[01:09.87]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[01:12.48](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:14.01]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[01:16.95](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:18.06]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know
[01:21.06](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:22.65]Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
[01:24.75]Just now tell me once again who's fat
[01:34.92]When i walk out to get my mail
[01:39.06]It measures on the richter scale
[01:43.17]Down at the beach i'm a lucky man
[01:47.31]I'm the only one who gets a tan
[01:51.39]If i have one more pie a la mode
[01:55.53]I'm gonna need my own zip code
[01:59.55]When you're only having seconds
[02:01.71]I'm having twenty-thirds
[02:03.66]When i go to get my shoes shined
[02:05.79]I gotta take their word
[02:07.38]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone
[02:10.02](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:11.43]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:14.37](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:15.57]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know
[02:19.11](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:20.16]And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
[02:22.26]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
[02:40.74]If you see me comin' your way
[02:42.72]Better give me plenty space
[02:44.79]If i tell you that i'm hungry
[02:46.77]Then won't you feed my face
[02:48.45]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[02:50.94](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:52.50]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:55.50](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:56.61]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[03:00.21](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:00.75]Woo woo woo, when i sit around the house
[03:02.79]I really sit around the house
[03:04.86]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[03:06.57](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:08.94]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it
[03:12.60](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:13.50]You know, you know, you know, come on
[03:16.20](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:17.67]And you know all by myself i'm a crowd
[03:19.77]Lemme tell you once again
[03:21.24]You know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it
[03:24.27](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:25.35]You know i'm fat, you know, hoo
[03:27.84](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:29.49]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[03:33.42](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:34.08]And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud
[03:36.15]Just tell me once again who's fat