Kookies - MF DOOM.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ...
[00:00.000] 作曲 : MF DOOM
[00:00.000]作词: Doom The Metal Fing ...
[00:00.000]作曲: MF DOOM，
[00:00.385]One lonely evening alone home，
[00:02.395]End up with carpal tunnel syndrome，
[00:04.893]Here I am, known for giving heavy back aches，
[00:06.643]Grown, and living off of little Debbie snack cakes，
[00:09.466]Supposed to be checking e-mails，
[00:10.971]All I got is messages from ass naked females，
[00:13.215](Kookies)，
[00:14.466]I don't know no Jenny,
[00:15.466]she said its free and I wont owe her a penny.
[00:18.362]And that's the last time I saw her，
[00:19.613]But a thousand more horrors than on-line Gomorra，
[00:22.613]And Sodom，
[00:23.109]They got 'em with they curls out，
[00:24.113]And they got a better sales pitch then the Girl Scouts.
[00:27.113]I wonder what I owe her，
[00:28.612]For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoas，
[00:31.113](Nite nite)，
[00:31.612]OK, honey, sweet dreams!
[00:32.863]Now it gets very serious like peach creams.
[00:35.281]A metal hand filled, squish it on the quilt，
[00:37.031]Missus wakes up and I'm killed over spilled milk.
[00:39.532]Locked in, looking at your picture，
[00:41.530]Fully clothed winter, and I right there wit'cha,
[00:43.782]Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone，
[00:46.030]Ya man could only wish he could do the same till he get home.
[00:48.281]Fat chance，
[00:49.528]At least he got snacks，
[00:50.529]That'll have to do 'til a brother get back，
[00:52.281]Until then, smack one-eyed-jack,
[00:54.464]and hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack.
[00:57.710]That's three different flavors，
[00:58.962]Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers，
[01:01.460]He acting all hard bout to get beat up，
[01:02.964]I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up.
[01:05.713]As soon as he fell off his beat down all I hear is，
[01:08.214]"Thirteen Cell! Put the sheet down!"，
[01:10.220]Damn C.O.
[01:10.964]What the hell do she know，
[01:11.958]Besides the fact that she wants her back dug out on the d-low，
[01:14.456]A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen，
[01:16.214]House in the mountains and he stop drinking again，
[01:18.713]In the wee hours he's gotten farther，
[01:20.643]Needing three showers,
[01:21.394]getting hot and bothered.
[01:23.394]The wiz with her legs bent, pregnant，
[01:25.145]God blessed the shit, she wondered where her egg went.
[01:27.393]He got the L, but it's hard to drink with out it，
[01:29.391]And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it.
[01:31.644]Watchin' BET on jazz from knowledge on file，
[01:34.051]Every other commercial, "College Hoes Gone Wild!"，
[01:36.303]Soft batch, he prefer the other bunch,
[01:38.512]like they got for lunch，
[01:39.268]Chocolate fudge butter crunch.
[01:50.019]Don't mess with the ritz bitz, wheat thins, saltine triskits，
[01:54.202]Motts so's and cheese its，
[01:55.702]Catch sugar fits every time he sees a nice pair of，
[01:58.202]Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk，
[01:59.944]Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk，
[02:02.200]Even the oreo，
[02:03.202]No matter what the weather，
[02:04.201]Always kept dipped in milk and stuck together，
[02:07.202]In the game he's shameless even uses a code name Famous Amos，
[02:10.653]Cheaper than a short stay at the day's inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin，
[02:15.572]Give it up to who invented the camera，
[02:17.572]Never mind the ginger bread men and the grandma's，
[02:20.551]Make sure she don't wake from her dream，
[02:21.801]Chill, or get caught with a hand full of cream filled，
[02:24.042]Kookies，
[02:27.551]It might seem ill
[02:33.051]Byebye