[00:00.00] 作词 : Weird Al Yankovic[00:01.00] 作曲 : Weird Al Yankovic[00:07.23]Whoa, yeah![00:23.22]You've got a 65[00:27.27]Chevy Malibu[00:31.20]With automatic drive, a custom paint job too[00:39.78]I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow[00:43.50]And a slightly-used sombrero[00:47.52]And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist[00:51.81]Craigslist[01:03.75]I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on[01:15.54]YeahWell, we shared a quick glance[01:19.35]Saturday at the mall[01:21.09]I never took a chance, never approached you at all[01:31.23]You were a blonde half-[01:33.12]Asian with a bad case of gas[01:35.55]I was wearin' red[01:36.90]Speedos and a hockey mask[01:39.33]Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed[01:44.07]On Craigslist[01:55.20]Yeah, Craigslist, come on[02:03.75]I'm on Craigslist, baby[02:10.41]Maybe you are too[02:14.04]Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo[02:44.67]An open letter to the snotty barista[02:47.34]At the Coffee[02:48.39]Bean on San[02:49.35]Vicente Boulevard:[02:51.66]I know there were 20 people behind me in line[02:55.08]But I was on a cell phone call with my mother[02:59.97]Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?[03:03.21]That means[03:04.56]I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes[03:09.63]So what's with the attitude, lady?[03:12.36]No tip for you[03:15.42]Got a trash can of[03:17.01]Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free[03:23.37]You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me[03:31.44]But the trash can ain't part of the deal[03:35.55]Only givin' you the peanuts, get real[03:39.30]Don't have no[03:40.11]Hefty bags, so bring your own[03:43.74]Don't bug me with questions on the phone[03:47.64]Don't ask for help, don't waste my time[03:51.81]And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime[03:55.29]Just ask yourself[03:56.58]Do you want my[03:57.12]Styrofoam peanuts?[03:57.57]You can have my[03:57.93]Styrofoam peanuts[04:02.01]Do you want my[04:02.31]Styrofoam peanuts?[04:03.12]You can have 'em all[04:11.16]They're on[04:11.91]Craigslist, yeah[04:19.89]Craigslist, oh baby, come on[04:27.78]I'm on Craigslist,[04:28.86]Craigslist,[04:29.91]Craigslist[04:31.38]I'm on Craigslist,[04:31.95]Craigslist,[04:32.88]Craigslist now[04:33.87]Craigslist