High Five - Tom Cardy.mp3

[00:01.795]I wanna
[00:03.654]High five
[00:05.779]I wanna
[00:07.639]High five
[00:08.435]I really want
[00:10.295]A high five
[00:12.420]And if you give me one
[00:14.281]I'll put my hand down
[00:16.405]But if you don't give me
[00:18.264]A high five
[00:20.389]Then I'll leave my hand up
[00:22.248]And cause a
[00:23.044]****in' scene
[00:24.108]Cryin' grown man at your sister's birthday
[00:26.232]Everybody askin' who brought that guy?
[00:28.093]I'ma get weird and ruin your life
[00:29.952]If you don't give me five and make it make it high
[00:32.076]Down low, too slow
[00:33.405]OH NO
[00:34.203]I just offered your nephew blow
[00:36.062]Stepped on shit talkin' mostly speed
[00:38.187]And I'ma tell everyone you sold it to me
[00:40.312]I really want a high five
[00:44.297]And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down
[00:48.016]I've met your family
[00:50.406]I know your home address
[00:52.532]You better slap a brother's metacarpus
[00:53.860]Otherwise, I promise consequences
[00:55.985]Heel toe, heel toe
[00:58.110]Welcome to the friggin' pain rodeo
[00:59.970]I hope you brought your fightin' chaps
[01:02.095]'Cause I'm about to get you slapped
[01:03.954](aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa)
[01:05.017]What's that sound?
[01:06.079]Could it be me buyin' everyone a round of Fireball
[01:08.734]But then drinkin' them all
[01:09.798]And then tellin' your girlfriend that you're cheatin' on her with me
[01:12.189]Someone pissed in all of your indoor houseplants
[01:14.579]Oh, who could that be?
[01:16.173]Somebody organized a ****fest with your parents
[01:18.564]Oh, I'm a little bit naughty
[01:20.158]Someone constructed an apiary in your bathroom
[01:22.547]Thirteen thousand bees
[01:24.142]Someone hacked your Twitter account
[01:26.002]And now you're followin' Jeffrey Epstein
[01:29.118]Does your employer know
[01:31.163]That you starred in a TV show called
[01:33.023]"Michael once admitted to me that he had sex on his boss' desk"
[01:37.008]And yes, that show exists
[01:38.867]But I guess that you just missed
[01:40.461]That I constantly film you for an occasion just like this
[01:44.385]An occasion just like this ruined
[01:46.718]Because you're bein' a ****
[01:48.046]You'll damage our friendship, you'll break up the band
[01:49.907]If you don't slap my hand
[01:52.297]I really want a high five
[01:56.282]And if you give me one
[01:58.141]I will stop ruinin' your life
[02:00.266]I don't know how it started
[02:02.392]But this is how it ends
[02:04.517]If you just slap my hand
[02:06.110]We go back to best friends