[00:02.839]Divorced[00:08.687]Beheaded[00:12.171]Died[00:16.467]Divorced[00:21.065]Beheaded[00:24.764]Survived[00:28.832]And tonight we are----Live !![00:39.959]Listen up let me tell you a story[00:43.420]A story that you think you've heard before[00:46.513]We know you know our names and our fame and our faces[00:50.093]Know all about the glories and the disgraces[00:54.045]I'm done 'cause all this time,[00:56.850]I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme[01:00.425]So I picked up a pen and a microphone[01:04.124]History's about to get overthrown[01:07.501]Divorced[01:08.312]Beheaded[01:09.250]Died[01:11.007]Divorced[01:11.823]Beheaded[01:12.921]Survived[01:14.594]But just for you tonight[01:17.639]We're divorced, beheaded, live[01:21.624]Welcome to the show, to the historemix[01:25.050]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[01:28.635]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[01:35.558]Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling[01:38.968]Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing[01:42.666]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[01:50.805]But now we're --[01:51.781]Ex-wives.[02:00.557]All you ever hear and read about[02:03.929]Is our ex, and the way it ended[02:06.943]But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush[02:10.188]You're gonna find out how he got unfriended[02:14.539]Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice[02:18.034]'cause we're taking you to court[02:21.047]every Tudor rose has it's thorns[02:24.138]and you're gonna hear 'em live, in consort[02:28.037]Divorced[02:28.891]Beheaded[02:29.865]Died[02:31.578]Divorced[02:32.433]Beheaded[02:33.408]Survived[02:35.164]But just for you tonight[02:38.089]We're divorced, beheaded, live[02:42.110]Welcome to the show to the historemix[02:45.693]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[02:49.230]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[02:56.177]Dancing through the night, 'till the break of day[02:59.598]Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance[03:03.170]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[03:11.453]But now we're --[03:12.394]Ex-wives![03:13.490]Divorced[03:14.344]My name is Catherine of Aragon[03:16.786]Was married 24 years[03:18.776]I'm a paragon of royalty[03:20.895]My loyalty is to the Vatican[03:24.306]So if you try to dump me,[03:26.505]you won't try that again[03:27.767]Beheaded[03:28.212]I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next[03:31.953]See I broke England from the church[03:34.066]Yeah, I'm that sexy[03:36.264]Why did I lose my head?[03:38.139]Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red[03:41.684]Died[03:42.903]Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved[03:46.439]Rude![03:47.418]When my son was newly born, I died[03:50.912]But I'm not what I seem or am I[03:53.629]stick around and you'll suddenly see more.[03:56.560]Divorced[03:57.009]Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?[03:59.898]When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja[04:03.382]But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic[04:07.081]Funny how we all discuss that[04:09.436]but never Henry's little...[04:10.624]Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine who lost her head[04:14.037]Beheaded[04:14.447]For my bitches outside of wed[04:17.744]Lock up your husbands[04:19.488]Lock up your sons[04:20.945]K-Howard is here and the fun's begun[04:24.922]Survived[04:25.534]Five down I'm the final wife[04:28.333]I saw him to the end of his life[04:31.823]I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr[04:35.277]I bet you wanna know how I got this far[04:38.479]I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far[04:42.501]Do you wanna know how we got this far then[04:46.194]Welcome to the show to the historemix[04:49.652]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[04:53.234]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[05:00.102]Turn the beat up get this party buzzing[05:03.639]You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen[05:07.124]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[05:22.475]But now we're ex-wives[05:38.925]One, two, three, four, five...[05:41.807]Six!