Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Matt Dike/Michael Ross/Marvin Bruce Young
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Matt Dike/Michael Ross/Marvin Bruce Young
[00:12.74]I'm thinking
[00:35.35]Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:47.68]But like
[00:48.06]Mick Jagger
[00:48.44]said," I can't get no satisfaction"
[00:49.98]The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
[00:59.41]My threds are fresh and I'm looking def
[01:00.77]Yo, what's up with L O C?
[01:01.57]The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar
[01:07.74]Havin' drinks with some no name chump
[01:09.76]When they know that I'm the star
[01:10.98]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[01:13.21]I asked the guy," Why you so fly?"
[01:14.29]He said," Funky Cold Medina"
[01:15.23]Funky Cold Medina
[01:15.92]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
[01:18.43]Put a little Medina in your glass
[01:20.21]And the girls will come real quick
[01:21.53]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:23.20]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
[01:25.82]So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
[01:27.63]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:29.51]And did the Wild Thing on my leg
[01:31.25]He used to scratch and bite me
[01:35.05]Before he was much, much meaner
[01:37.83]But now all the poodles run to my house
[01:39.64]For the Funky cold Medina
[01:40.86]You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood
[01:44.31]Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
[01:51.52]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
[01:56.36]I went up to this girl, she said," Hi, my name is Sheena"
[02:00.44]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
[02:04.48]She said," I'd like a drink," I said OK, I'd go get it
[02:08.45]Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
[02:10.40]And I knew that she was with it
[02:12.38]So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
[02:15.97]But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
[02:18.97]Sheena was a man
[02:20.29]So I threw him out, I don't fool around
[02:23.49]With in Oscar Meyer weiner
[02:24.89]You must be sure that your girl is pure
[02:26.77]For the Funky Cold Medina
[02:29.97]You know, ain't no playin' with a man
[02:33.98]This is the 80 's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?
[02:44.11]Break it down
[02:44.60]Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
[03:06.51]I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection
[03:41.03]The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner
[03:43.22]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
[03:45.62]She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
[03:49.00]Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
[03:53.56]Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says" I'll be seein' ya"
[03:55.79]That's why I found you don't play around
[03:56.91]With the Funky Cold Medina
[03:57.85]Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all
[04:02.27]Funky Cold Medina