Minecraft Vs Lego (Creative Ending) - The Stupendium & Dan Bull.mp3

[00:00.065]This is a battle of builders
[00:01.894]With plastic blocks,in the red corner
[00:04.349]Everybody's favourite prestigious master builder:
[00:07.171]The LEGO MAN!
[00:08.294]And in the blue corner,in promenaded program
[00:11.246]The right angled adventurer:
[00:13.126]Minecraft STEVE!!
[00:14.824]Steve:
[00:15.138]You might recognise me
[00:16.104]From the world's biggest video game
[00:17.750]They call me Steve
[00:18.691]Did they even give you a name?
[00:20.284]I'm the new kid on the block
[00:21.538]Bring new blocks to the kids
[00:22.661]From the digital underground
[00:24.046]Don't need boxes and lids
[00:25.117]I'm freestyling lines
[00:26.135]That are dropping you dead
[00:27.494]Your hair's the only stuff
[00:28.669]Coming off the top of your head
[00:29.949]You're still under construction
[00:31.438]Can't be having much fun
[00:32.640]Amidst a world of bricks
[00:33.528]In which your dists can't even clutch one
[00:35.017]You're a bygone era
[00:36.010]Bargain bin man
[00:36.793]Your time's passed
[00:37.525]Your style's child's play
[00:38.726]Make way for Minecraft
[00:39.902]My blocks are rocks
[00:40.503]Logs
[00:41.025]Quartz
[00:41.443]And lapis
[00:42.331]While yours are plastic,
[00:44.055]and that's it
[00:44.761]Check my stats,look
[00:45.727]I'm killing it on youtube
[00:47.190]I can fell a forest with my fists
[00:48.705]What can you do?
[00:49.567]I'll build an obsidian tomb
[00:51.108]And lock you up in there
[00:52.336]*mind you:
[00:52.937]I could do that with some TUPPERWARE
[00:54.243]the Lego man:
[00:54.478]Not fair to square raps
[00:55.236]Against this cube
[00:56.594]No joints
[00:57.169]I still articulate better than you
[00:59.076]I'm a classic
[00:59.833]An icon
[01:00.486]With style to boot
[01:01.453]'Cause no matter what i'm wearing
[01:02.681]It's a three-piece suit
[01:04.144]I have sparked imaginations
[01:05.319]Every kid in every nation
[01:06.547]On and on for generations
[01:07.775]You can't stop what I'm creating
[01:09.237]Check my space station
[01:10.073]No TEKKIT installation
[01:11.380]You're low-res
[01:12.006]Homeless
[01:12.686]No chance of overtaking
[01:13.861]I'm a timeless line
[01:14.802]Of iconic design
[01:16.003]While you melt kid's minds
[01:17.466]One block at a time
[01:18.746]For centuries
[01:19.164]We left child labour behind
[01:20.548]You've essentially trapped them all
[01:22.403]Back in the mines
[01:23.657]Won't be fooled by the blocks
[01:24.989]That you got
[01:25.877]Without a modpack
[01:26.896]All you're rocking is rocks
[01:27.993]So have fun
[01:28.934]As you fumble in the dirt
[01:29.953]Want to step to me?
[01:30.945]You'll see how much that hurts
[01:32.539]AOHHH!
[01:33.140]ALL:
[01:33.453]Two rappers but the battle's 6 sided
[01:35.569]Boxed in the ring taking swings at the prize
[01:37.998]It's apparently impreatiue we get it decided
[01:40.506]Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[01:42.753]Steve:
[01:42.962]Gather round
[01:43.536]Everybody
[01:44.189]Drum roll please
[01:45.313]And see the freak
[01:46.227]With two b u m h o l e s
[01:47.193]JEEZS!
[01:47.716]If you come for Steve
[01:48.682]Then your loot gets dropped
[01:50.145]I'm rocking more blocks
[01:51.216]Than a rubik's shop
[01:52.444]Look,the truth is,
[01:53.646]I don't want to keep dissing
[01:54.769]But you're useless
[01:55.579]soon as there's one piece missing
[01:57.486]I'm an unlimited fun-bringing
[01:58.740]Don of construction
[01:59.784]I worked it out myself
[02:00.751]You just follow instructions
[02:02.449]I brave caves for days
[02:03.651]Digging diamonds
[02:04.539]Capping creepers
[02:05.192]Sending spiders to the grave
[02:06.237]Can you keep up?
[02:07.177]NAH!
[02:07.595]I can end an enderman
[02:08.718]While he renders in
[02:09.685]More architecturally smart
[02:11.017]Than Simon Henderson
[02:12.271]Don't send for the avengers,marvel
[02:13.473]I'm assembling
[02:14.465]You can't even take your trousers down
[02:15.928]Without dismembering
[02:16.895]Now we're entering Survival Mode
[02:18.854]You're just gathering dust
[02:20.134]So here's the final blow
[02:21.335]Hu!
[02:21.649]the Lego man:
[02:21.780]Tramble me?
[02:22.642]You'll need more than a horse
[02:23.869]'Cause you're tangling with a toy box
[02:24.966]Tour-de-force
[02:26.455]I may be a plaything
[02:27.579]But I break the mould
[02:28.650]Every day
[02:29.277]Three hundred thousand of me get sold
[02:31.001]Heard of Overwatch?
[02:32.281]Did you hope to contend?
[02:33.535]'Cause we're over Notch
[02:34.658]Yeah your trend's at an end
[02:36.016]You overshot
[02:37.087]If you came to depend
[02:38.446]On the whims of the net
[02:39.543]Just to get dividends
[02:40.875]Your phenomenon topped all the charts
[02:42.677]It's true
[02:43.461]But they dropped off
[02:43.984]Faster than Notch dropped you
[02:45.864]A decade ago
[02:46.857]You were top of the views
[02:48.189]But you'd still be at the bottom
[02:49.286]If is wasn't for PEWDS
[02:50.828]Sticks and stones
[02:51.716]May break my bones
[02:52.891]But they aren't intimidating
[02:54.145]When they're all you own
[02:55.451]Want to get a brick slap
[02:56.548]From some bric-a-brac?
[02:57.306]Better pack your bits into your zip
[02:58.952]While I'm building me a throne
[03:00.206]ALL:
[03:00.441]Two rappers but the battle's 6 sided
[03:02.766]Boxed in the ring taking swings at the prize
[03:05.169]It's apparently impreatiue we get it decided
[03:07.651]Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[03:10.132]......
[03:14.442]Lego Steve:
[03:15.017]Come on guys
[03:15.957]What's the sense in mindless squabbling?
[03:17.446]When you could try
[03:18.282]To represent all kinds of modelling?
[03:19.824]Constructive citicism
[03:20.868]Pay attention to my offering
[03:22.122]'Cause all the things that we could build together's
[03:23.925]MINE-BOGLLING!
[03:24.735]I'm the proof
[03:25.675]Of what we can achieve
[03:27.033]Creative?
[03:27.660]Creator?
[03:28.261]What's with all the beef?
[03:29.437]Cook up some ideas
[03:30.482]There's no need to grief!
[03:31.814]Dig down in your hearts
[03:33.015]Find the parts to BELIEVE!
[03:38.003](The End)