Minecraft Vs Lego (Destructive Ending) - Dan Bull/The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory Holgate
[00:00.000] Minecraft Vs Lego (Destructive Ending)
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[00:00.002] - Intro: The Stupendium -
[00:00.003] It's the battle of the builders!
[00:02.030] Bricks v. Blocks!
[00:03.274] In the red corner, everybody's favorite precision-molded master builder,
[00:07.310] THE LEGO MAN!
[00:08.438] And in the blue corner, the polygonal pilgrim, the right-angled adventurer,
[00:13.026] MINECRAFT STEVE—
[00:14.765] *ding*
[00:15.090] - Verse 1: Dan Bull -
[00:15.091] You might recognize me from the world's biggest video game
[00:17.896] They call me Steve, did they even give you a name?
[00:20.358] I'm the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids
[00:22.597] From the digital underground, don't need boxes and lids
[00:25.290] I'm freestyling lines that are dropping you dead
[00:27.580]Your hair's the only thing coming off the top of your head (shit)
[00:30.148] You're still under construction, can't be having much fun
[00:32.695] Amidst a world of bricks in which your fists can't even clutch one
[00:35.180] You're a bygone era, bargain bin man, your time's passed
[00:37.596] Your style's child's play, make way for Minecraft!
[00:39.968] My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz, and lapis
[00:42.334] While yours are plastic ...
[00:43.572] *crickets*
[00:44.221] ... and that's it
[00:45.285] Check my stats, look, I'm killing it on YouTube
[00:47.282] I can fell a forest with my fists, what can you do?
[00:49.503] I'll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there
[00:52.348] Mind you, I could do that with some Tupperware
[00:54.370] - Verse 2: The Stupendium -
[00:54.371] Not fair to square raps against this cube
[00:56.690] No joints, I still articulate better than you
[00:59.143] I'm a classic, an icon, with style to boot
[01:01.537] 'Cause no matter what I'm wearing, it's a three-piece suit
[01:04.319] I have sparked imaginations, every kid in every nation
[01:06.643] On and on for generations, you can't stop what I'm creating
[01:09.010] Check my space station, no Tekkit installation
[01:11.448] You're low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking
[01:13.952] I'm a timeless line of iconic design
[01:16.015] While you melt kids' minds one block at a time
[01:18.482] For centuries, we left child labour behind
[01:20.875] You've essentially trapped them all back in the mines
[01:23.587] Won't be fooled by the blocks that you got
[01:25.755] Without a modpack, all you're rocking is rocks
[01:28.136] So have fun as you fumble in the dirt
[01:30.016] Want to step to me? You'll see how much that hurts
[01:32.762] *Ah!*
[01:33.136] - Chorus: Nice Peter -
[01:33.137] You got two rappers but the battle's six-sided
[01:35.618] Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize
[01:37.849] It's apparently imperative we get it decided
[01:40.445] Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[01:43.143] - Verse 3: Dan Bull -
[01:43.144] Gather 'round, everybody, drum roll please
[01:45.414] And see the freak with two bumholes, Jeez!
[01:47.602] If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped
[01:50.027] I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik's shop
[01:52.466] Look, the truth is, I don't want to keep dissing
[01:54.867] But you're useless soon as there's one piece missing
[01:57.332] I'm an unlimited fun-bringing don of construction
[01:59.842] I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions
[02:02.290] I brave caves for days, digging diamonds, capping Creepers
[02:05.249] Sending Spiders to the grave, can you keep up? Nah!
[02:07.623] I can end an Enderman while he renders in (*puff*)
[02:09.714] More architecturally smart than Simon Henderson
[02:11.969] Don't send for the Avengers, Marvel, I'm assembling
[02:14.445] You can't even take your trousers down without dismembering
[02:16.912] Now we're entering Survival Mode
[02:19.117] You're just gathering dust, so here's the final blow
[02:21.488] *blow*
[02:21.869] - Verse 4: The Stupendium -
[02:21.870] Trample me? You'll need more than a horse
[02:24.009] 'Cause you're tangling with a toy box, tour-de-force
[02:26.322] I may be a plaything but I break the mould
[02:28.672] Everyday, three-hundred thousand of me get sold
[02:31.323] Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend?
[02:33.584] 'Cause we're over Notch, yeah, your trend's at an end
[02:36.084] You overshot if you came to depend
[02:38.517] On the whims of the net just to get dividends
[02:41.000] Your phenomenon topped all the charts, it's true
[02:43.362] But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped YOU
[02:46.022] A decade ago, you were top of the views
[02:48.225] But you'd still be at the bottom if it wasn't for Pewds
[02:50.658] Sticks and stones may break my bones
[02:52.984] But they aren't intimidating when they're all you own
[02:55.357] Want to get a brick-slap from some bric-a-brac?
[02:57.447] Better pack your bits into your zip while I'm building me a throne
[03:00.460] - Chorus: Nice Peter -
[03:00.461] You got two rappers but the battle's six-sided
[03:03.034] Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize
[03:05.083] It's apparently imperative we get it decided
[03:07.960] Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[03:15.407] - Verse 5: EpicLLOYD -
[03:15.408] Listen up, I've had just about enough of this
[03:17.516] Insufferable blubbering from rubble and a couple bricks
[03:20.112] Meet the product of all that you've accomplished
[03:22.416] I'm the new stud in this construction triumvirate
[03:24.892] An out-of-date Java game cobbled together
[03:27.035] And a pathetic little relic that's desperate for relevance
[03:29.535] The best of both your elements, expensive as I'm elegant
[03:32.051] Playtime paradigm? I just left you in some sediment