Princess Rap Battle: Daenerys vs. Maleficent - Whitney Avalon/Yvonne Strahovski.mp3

[00:00.316]Princess Rap Battle!
[00:03.107]Daenerys vs Maleficent
[00:18.782]Let the rap battle begin!
[00:21.425]M:Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation
[00:24.248]I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation
[00:26.546]To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination
[00:29.235]That will put your puny nation in suspended animation
[00:31.492]D:I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name
[00:34.610]You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains
[00:37.138]You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave?
[00:39.732]I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave
[00:42.242]M:You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck
[00:45.145]A curse would be useless: you already suck
[00:47.795]First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother
[00:50.128]Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered
[00:52.822]DI:Well, all men must die
[00:54.065]M:I wish that they would
[00:55.610]The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good
[00:57.798]Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well
[01:00.570]Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell
[01:03.103]D:Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse?
[01:05.928]You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse
[01:08.466]And what’s your obsession with fingers and dicks?
[01:11.253]Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some *****
[01:13.747]These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills
[01:16.329]The only thing mad about me is my skills
[01:18.840]G:Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in
[01:21.463]M:This hottie freed the slaves
[01:22.925]D:Call me Babe-raham Lincoln
[01:24.339]M:Eat your heart out, sweetie
[01:25.544]DI:Better start counting sheep
[01:26.645]M:We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep
[01:29.214]No privates in your army?
[01:30.631]DI:That’s crazy
[01:31.300]M:It’s nuts
[01:31.956]You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts
[01:34.766]Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’
[01:37.245]Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then
[01:39.796]Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian
[01:42.228]Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen
[01:45.030]D:If you’re so powerful then answer me this:
[01:47.660]What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
[01:50.205]All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat
[01:52.689]M:It’s done
[01:53.359]G:Stick a fork in her
[01:54.033]D:That’s all she wrote
[01:55.321]Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows
[01:57.834]Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although
[02:00.673]I rose from the ashes
[02:02.032]G:Now a force you can’t stop
[02:03.271]M:She started from the bottom
[02:04.391]D:Now I finish on top
[02:06.006]M:You think that was hot? It’s not even warm
[02:08.596]Come to my world and see my true form
[02:16.389]I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire
[02:18.950]Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire
[02:31.434]D:I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me!
[02:34.688]The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny
[02:37.226]So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or
[02:39.657]You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed
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