Vending Machine of Love - The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.013](from OnlyCans thirst date)
[00:01.032](song by the Stupendium)
[00:02.286](stup:"a dear friend recently asked me to compose a theme song for his new game.")
[00:04.166]("this is that theme song.")
[00:05.394]("I would like to formally apologise in advance.")
[00:07.066](please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE.)
[00:09.234]
[00:10.018]this is a song,about soft drinks.
[00:14.328]and nothing else.
[00:16.366]get your mind out of the gutter.
[00:17.802]
[00:19.631]*puff
[00:20.493]Hey guys
[00:21.930]Are your lips dry?
[00:22.948]Any desiccated ladies trying to get by?
[00:25.639]I know the best way for the girls and the boys to
[00:28.225]Come together and enjoy a little MOISTURE
[00:30.785]So you're waiting on the mate that's one-a-million?
[00:33.476]And carbonation ain't the way that you envisioned
[00:35.957]You say it's strange but baby shed your inhibitions
[00:38.570]And let your date slip into something ALUMINIUM
[00:40.189]*Blueberry Tart
[00:40.895]She's elegant
[00:41.495]And eloquent
[00:42.148]And so effervescent
[00:43.376]Subtle bubbles in my stubble
[00:44.500]Feeling ever so pleasant
[00:45.806]Never thought I'd find a girl
[00:46.955]With such a delicate essence
[00:48.418]Free with the meal deal
[00:49.620]At the delicatessen
[00:51.135]Saw you sitting in the fridge with a twinkle
[00:54.060]Are you a multy-pack Can?
[00:55.445]Or are you single?
[00:56.568]A little sipping and a spritz isn't sinful
[00:59.154]I'm just finna get my finger in your ring pull
[01:01.401]
[01:01.740]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[01:04.379]And pick that fizzy little minx
[01:05.685]That you've been dreaming of
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[01:14.854]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
[01:17.362]Get lost in the froth as the foam expands
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[01:20.653]While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
[01:22.273]
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[01:25.042]But none of those girls taste like raspberries
[01:27.680]So if you think we're just some obscene Cannery
[01:30.266]All our Cans are 18+
[01:31.651]
[01:32.016]Calories
[01:32.904]So,give a spray
[01:33.871]For some flirtatious behaviour
[01:35.438]That come-hither hiss
[01:36.797]Is what you came for
[01:37.972]We've been brewing up a plethorra of flavours!
[01:39.435]*CherryPop
[01:40.375]Say we're crude
[01:41.316]You Can never say we're tasteless
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[01:45.783]Bring a mister or a missus home for dinner
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[01:50.694]What's it matter what ingredients
[01:52.235]Are on your sticker?
[01:53.384]I haven't met you all
[01:54.743]But it's contextual
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[01:57.251]If it's consensual
[01:58.635]If you're ACE-
[01:59.314]DEMI-
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[02:00.046]FLEXIBLE-
[02:01.221]End of the day we are all
[02:02.266]CAN-SEXUAL
[02:03.781]
[02:04.016]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[02:06.472]And pick that fizzy little minx
[02:07.438]That you've been dreaming of
[02:08.953]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[02:11.487]You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
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[02:16.633]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
[02:19.220]We Can SEMI-guarantee that we won't be banned
[02:21.806]Get your loving
[02:22.563]While you're glugging on some OnlyCans
[02:24.287]
[02:24.522]May be fizzy
[02:25.202]But I'll spit a little Candour
[02:26.926]Sure it's sticky
[02:27.762]But we'll lick the spillage after
[02:29.616]There's only one app
[02:30.374]For tin Can philanderers
[02:32.176]Snapping what the Can did
[02:33.038]With your Candid Camera
[02:34.371]UH!
[02:34.893]Can a Can Can-Can?
[02:36.225]Yes it Can
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[02:38.211]Canuck Cans in Canada
[02:39.412]Manly Cans in Canberra in Canoes
[02:40.588]Grabbing noodles and Canoodling with Cans in Can Tho?
[02:43.566]MexiCan Cans in Cancún
[02:45.995]SCandalously sCantily Clad in their sCanties
[02:48.529]And deCanting at you
[02:50.044]Camping with a SCandinavian Can
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[02:54.406]With your Can boo
[02:55.347]Share a Cannoli with Italian Cans
[02:57.149]On the Canals before a Candlelit dance
[02:58.900]Then Canter off to Canterbury
[03:00.362]For a Canny romance
[03:01.799]You better Cancel your plans
[03:03.157]This Can-sanova Can't handle the demand
[03:04.855]Of Cantabrian Can-oritas in Cantinas with fans
[03:07.886]On the Canary Islands
[03:08.983]Strip Canasta 'til you're down to your pants
[03:10.890]And your Can-panion froths over your hand
[03:12.744]Damn
[03:13.006]These Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans
[03:15.487]So go over to
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[03:21.156]Getting down with the hard round Chiomium
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[03:36.699]Feel that Can in your heart?
[03:38.083]That's a Cannula
[03:39.259]Can sends it's regards?
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[03:41.871]Inquisitive Can?
[03:43.438]That's a Canvasser
[03:44.405]Insensitive Cans?
[03:45.868]Cantankerous!
[03:46.991]
[03:47.304]So slot your pennies in the Vending Machine of Love
[03:49.551]And pick that fizzy little minx
[03:50.988]That you've been dreaming of
[03:52.242]If you're cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
[03:54.802]You Can get your juices flowing with some OnlyCans
[03:57.388]Every glamorous Can has a heart to fill
[03:59.974]So I hope that you Can handle three-thirty mil
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[04:07.706]
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[04:18.468]my mistake.
[04:19.566](End)