[00:01.09]Artist:disney[00:02.65]Songs Title:gaston[00:03.77]Who does she think she is?[00:05.21]That girl has tangled with the wrong man![00:07.21]No one says "no" to Gaston![00:08.90]Heh heh. Darn right.[00:10.63]Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated![00:13.89][00:14.58]Why, it's more than I can bear.[00:16.71]More beer?[00:17.57]What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.[00:20.84][00:21.59]Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.[00:26.59][00:27.84]Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston[00:31.64]Looking so down in the dumps[00:32.97][00:34.40]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston[00:36.98][00:37.60]Even when taking your lumps[00:39.09][00:40.52]There's no man in town as admired as you[00:43.71]You're everyone's favorite guy[00:45.77][00:47.20]Everyone's awed and inspired by you[00:49.98][00:50.60]And it's not very hard to see why[00:54.74][00:59.30]No one's slick as Gaston[01:04.11]No one's quick as Gaston[01:05.54]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston[01:08.88]For there's no man in town half as manly[01:11.19][01:12.56]Perfect, a pure paragon[01:15.44]You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley[01:17.81][01:18.75]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on[01:22.43][01:24.24]No one's been like Gaston[01:27.59][01:28.21]A king pin like Gaston[01:30.04]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston[01:33.48]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating[01:37.25]My what a guy, that Gaston[01:38.87][01:40.37]Give five hurrahs[01:42.24]Give twelve hip-hips[01:42.80][01:43.74]Gaston is the best[01:45.11]And the rest is all drips[01:47.62][01:48.93]No one fights like Gaston[01:53.17]Douses lights like Gaston[01:54.70][01:55.51]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston[01:58.50]For there's no one as burly and brawny[02:01.17][02:01.98]As you see I've got biceps to spare[02:04.23][02:05.29]Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny[02:08.31]That's right[02:09.19]And every last inch of me's covered with hair[02:12.34]No one hits like Gaston[02:13.65]Matches wits like Gaston[02:15.41]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston[02:18.15][02:18.77]I'm especially good at expectorating[02:20.97][02:22.59]Ten points for Gaston[02:24.09][02:25.84]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs[02:28.71]Every morning to help me get large[02:31.30][02:32.30]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs[02:35.30]So I'm roughly the size a of barge[02:38.51][02:41.57]No one shoots like Gaston[02:46.13]Makes those beauts like Gaston[02:48.30]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston[02:50.97][02:51.78]I use antlers in all of my decorating[02:54.97][02:55.59]Say it again[02:56.53]Who's a man among men[02:58.21]And then say it once more[03:00.02]Who's the hero next door[03:01.58]Who's a super success[03:02.95]Don't you know[03:04.01]Can't you guess[03:04.95]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on[03:08.38]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down[03:13.28][03:15.91]And his name's G-A-S-T-[03:21.80][03:22.62]G-A-S-T-E-[03:24.57][03:25.26]G-A-S-T-O-[03:26.13][03:27.25]Oh[03:28.28]Gaston