The Backson Song - Craig Ferguson.mp3

[00:03.339]It's a giant creature with a tail
[00:06.231]Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale
[00:09.149]Oh dear
[00:10.425]It's hide is like a shaggy rug
[00:13.254]Its face a surly ugly mug
[00:16.22]With two sharp horns atop its head
[00:18.833]Between a mop of hair that's red
[00:22.593]And in its nose a ring of gold
[00:24.534]It smells of monkeys'feet and mold
[00:26.378]Its toes are black Its fur is blue
[00:28.402]I swear that all I tell you is not made up
[00:30.967]The Backson
[00:31.901]The Backson
[00:32.869]The Backson
[00:33.788]The Backson
[00:34.912]Oh no
[00:37.168]But Owl what does a Backson do
[00:38.930]Yes Owl what does a Backson do
[00:40.905]Hmmm what does a backson do
[00:42.801]I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
[00:44.583]And now I will tell you
[00:50.599]They sneak into your library
[00:52.277]And scribble in all your books
[00:54.356]The Backson The Backson
[00:56.214]We don't like the Backson
[00:58.52]When decorating your Christmas tree
[01:00.130]They tangle up all the hooks
[01:01.942]The Backson The Backson
[01:03.694]We're afraid of the Backson
[01:05.714]They spoil the milk
[01:06.598]They stop all the clocks
[01:07.614]They use their horns to put holes in your socks
[01:09.639]The Backson's the one
[01:10.875]Who's been putting holes in our socks
[01:12.877]Tell us more about what Backsons do
[01:15.388]Yes more about what Backsons do
[01:17.276]More about what Backsons do
[01:19.62]Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
[01:21.72]Maybe they make you sleep too late
[01:22.820]Yes Yes That's good That's great
[01:24.608]I bet they're the reason my tail is gone
[01:26.488]You're on a roll Go on Go on
[01:28.212]They muddy up your tidy house
[01:30.94]They make you feel as small as a mouse
[01:31.990]They break your crayons
[01:33.95]They spill your tea
[01:33.910]They wake up babies at one and three
[01:35.582]They made me catch the cold I caught
[01:37.522]They made me lose my train of thought
[01:39.412]They swipe your stripes
[01:40.258]They clog your pipes
[01:41.199]They dig up your garden
[01:42.123]They won't beg your pardon
[01:43.89]They eat your snacks
[01:43.875]They won't relax
[01:44.706]They chip your tooth
[01:45.802]They steal your youth
[01:46.673]And now you know the horrible truth
[01:48.614]The Backson The Backson
[01:50.298]The Backson The Backson
[01:52.254]Oh no
[01:54.92]Oh yes
[01:55.796]Huh
[01:56.592]I know exactly what to do
[01:58.378]We'll find things Backson are partial to
[02:00.961]Like books
[02:01.677]And dishes
[02:02.155]And socks
[02:02.563]And toys
[02:02.987]Yes Everything that a Backson destroys
[02:05.340]Then we'll dig an enormous pit
[02:07.341]And he'll make the items lead to it
[02:09.491]He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
[02:11.571]And the horrible nightmare can come to an end
[02:13.584]The Backson
[02:14.324]The Backson
[02:15.292]The Backson
[02:16.86]The Backson
[02:17.212]Go home and search your closets
[02:18.925]Bring everything that you can
[02:20.781]The Backson The Backson
[02:22.677]We're gonna catch the Backson
[02:24.601]We'll save Christopher Robin
[02:26.273]By following Rabbit's plan
[02:28.241]The Backson The Backson
[02:30.53]We'll save Christopher Robin
[02:31.993]We must be brave and have no fear
[02:33.803]So to the death we'll persevere
[02:35.650]We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon
[02:37.546]And if everything goes well
[02:40.18]We'll be back soon
[02:43.128]Back soon
[02:44.104]Back soon
[02:46.268]Sounds like Backson
[02:47.357]Back soon
[02:50.173]Oh well Good luck everyone