[00:00.00] 作词 : RanGo[00:00.20] 作曲 : RanGo[00:00.41]录制:梁梦渝[00:00.51]混音:dexter叶雨[00:00.71]“喂 接电话啊[00:02.86]喂 喂去网吧打游戏啊[00:05.38]喂 接电话啊[00:07.61]喂 给你介绍女朋友唉”[00:17.10]怎么了 才几天没见[00:18.89]你怎么有点 结 结 结巴[00:20.97]是不是昨天打游戏 又吵 吵 吵架[00:23.58]怪不得打你电话一直被 被 被挂[00:26.81]你再不接电话 我就要去你家[00:30.02]告诉你一个好消息[00:31.80]绝对 绝对是便宜了你[00:33.22]你爸卖了房子 换了瓶啤酒大的大香槟[00:36.51]明天要你去相亲[00:37.83]对方长得就像袁湘琴[00:39.40]据说嘴角上扬的样子[00:41.19]出自皮耶罗达芬奇[00:42.68]你一定要好好把握 嗯[00:44.76]不要再那么洒脱 好[00:46.38]开黑别玩你的达摩 嗯[00:47.89]位子要挑个雅座 好[00:49.44]千万别跟上次那样[00:50.93]见到本人就说他比照片还胖[00:52.53]多夸夸别人的优点[00:53.84]尽量把话题放到你过人的强项[00:55.50]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up 喂[00:58.54]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up 谁[01:01.87]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up 喂[01:05.11]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up 哎[01:08.64]我手里拿着我的超能力[01:09.80]从我左手口袋放到右手里[01:11.54]我的大脑都被他们拿去鉴定[01:13.07]经过仔细研究发表光的波粒二象性[01:14.60]Say what what what[01:16.48]到底说的什么根本听不到[01:17.81]哦 好 嗯 对 果然是个天才什么都知道[01:20.62]现在轮到我自我介绍[01:22.77]我由我爸妈联名制造[01:24.38]学历职高 做过酒吧营销[01:25.92]相亲没成交 路费能不能够报销[01:27.37]我妈说了为了保持我家良好基因[01:29.22]南方体重不能超过八十公斤[01:30.45]五十万的彩礼绝对一分不能少[01:31.74]为了孩子能够上到重点[01:32.41]所以房子必须买在市中心[01:33.68]将来有关 车贷 房贷[01:35.61]全部都由你一人来包办[01:37.22]周六周末我得放假[01:38.71]女人就像花需要保养来浇灌[01:40.46]喂 这些要求听见了没[01:41.92]跟你说话你听见了没[01:43.35]赶紧回家早点准备[01:45.01]没有酒为什么举起了杯[01:46.65]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up RanGo[01:50.23]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up Go[01:53.14]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up RanGo[01:56.63]Three Two RanGo[01:59.21]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up RanGo[02:03.09]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up Go[02:06.61]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up RanGo[02:10.00]Pick it up Pick it up Pick it up Go