Oh No - Bad Meets Evil.mp3

[00:00.00]Oh No -Bad Meets Evil
[00:01.330]Oh no what's happening to my brain
[00:05.800]I can't believe this is happening again
[00:11.529]Lava out my lips I flips
[00:13.18]Wake up think I have a cramp
[00:14.887]I'm trying to shove the
[00:15.797]Lava lamp up my father's a**
[00:17.726]I think I'm out of gas man
[00:19.166]I think I need another mask
[00:20.715]I'd ask my mother but
[00:21.745]I think she's laughing at the plants
[00:23.545]A half a gram of graham crackers
[00:25.65]And some Van de Kamp's
[00:26.205]I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams
[00:29.255]Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack
[00:31.915]Abra****ingcadabra mother****er look who's back
[00:34.815]Just like a pendulum
[00:36.185]Satan's pentagram swings
[00:37.924]I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing
[00:40.724] shit I think I might have did it when I was dancing
[00:43.494]While I was chopping one of my
[00:44.474]Legs off and pulled a hamstring
[00:46.463]First I Re-up then I Relapse
[00:48.511]Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc
[00:51.381]And I'll be back with the sequel
[00:53.250]Repeat the cycle
[00:54.180]Cause I react like the
[00:55.500]She Hulk when I see Nyquil
[00:58.299]Oh no
[00:59.569]Here we go again
[01:05.449]When it's going to end
[01:11.278]Where did it begin
[01:16.958]Maybe way back when
[01:20.648]Into the well baby Jessica fell
[01:22.258]She may have wetted herself
[01:23.758]Quit playing get her some help
[01:25.298]Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail
[01:28.288]Every day in journals saying how
[01:29.878]She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo
[01:32.438]I'm the medicine man
[01:33.598]My medical marijuana was prescribed by a doctor
[01:36.648]Shove a typewriter up her
[01:38.317]Perez Hilton's ass shit almost forgot that
[01:40.747]He's always shoving something
[01:42.107]Up his a**so why not that
[01:43.806]And **** it while I'm venting
[01:45.236]Let's shove a vending machine
[01:46.586]Up his rear end when he's bending
[01:47.926]Over pretending that he
[01:49.584]Didn't say anything that
[01:50.964]Would be offending to me
[01:52.603]Stick his head in a blender
[01:53.893]Begin blending in G
[01:55.532]Where should I put the
[01:56.472]Pink sissy with the fluffy hair
[01:58.311]Put him under the stairs
[01:59.471]People are already under there
[02:01.131]Hmm I wonder where Wait
[02:02.611]I think the cubpoard's bare
[02:04.20]Stuff him up in the tupperware
[02:05.339]And shove him up in there
[02:07.159]Oh no
[02:08.739]Here we go again
[02:14.449]When it 's going to end
[02:20.298]Where did it begin
[02:25.918]Maybe way back when
[02:29.998]Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin
[02:32.468]I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again
[02:35.228]I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again
[02:38.88]Who am I kidding
[02:39.158]I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends
[02:41.18]I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then
[02:43.848]Yeah rehab's nice
[02:44.928]I had my name up in lights again
[02:46.668]You see that's why
[02:47.768]I can't decipher what life I'm in
[02:49.808]I might pull a knife on your wife
[02:51.308]And slice her and dice her then
[02:52.597]It sounds so enticing
[02:53.476]Isn't it nice when I'm hype again
[02:55.495]I'm nice when I'm like this
[02:56.715]No time to write just type it in
[02:58.285]If I could get my pen to slow down
[03:00.145]What'd I write just then
[03:01.355]Man I'm about to hyperventilate
[03:02.774]I just have hyper-tension
[03:04.303]I have the type of mental state
[03:05.693]You couldn't comprehend
[03:06.843]Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend
[03:09.642]I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence
[03:12.521]I offer no mercy
[03:13.701]The controversy is once again
[03:15.941]Oh no
[03:17.421]Here we go again
[03:23.61]When it 's going to end
[03:28.921]Where did it begin
[03:34.521]Maybe way back when