[00:00.000] 作曲 : Neil Hannon[00:00.684] Well now, Chief[00:04.387] I can see that you're a man of integrity[00:08.767] Thank you[00:09.939] But ask yourself this[00:11.932][00:13.949] Have you got a sweet tooth?[00:16.503] I do[00:17.844] A hunger that you have to feed[00:21.866] Have you got a sweet tooth?[00:24.432] I do[00:25.780] Well, we've got everything you need (Mm)[00:29.992] Don't give me that conscience nonsense[00:33.969] It's simply quid pro quo[00:37.267] So, a hundred of your favorites[00:41.179] Sorry, I'm afraid it's no[00:44.182][00:45.509] Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate[00:47.866] You know, I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so[00:51.155][00:51.242] But think about your sweet tooth[00:54.104] I do[00:55.241] I've had it since I was a boy[00:59.147] A naughty little sweet tooth[01:01.977] It's true[01:03.240] The only thing that brings you joy[01:07.475] Don't look at your waistline[01:09.852] It's fine (Come on)[01:11.419] Who needs to see their toes?[01:14.784] So, seven hundred boxes?[01:19.208] That's a lotta chocolates (Mm-hmm)[01:22.357] No[01:23.459][01:26.373] Well, come on, let's give it the big sale[01:28.479][01:31.867] Have you got a sweet tooth?[01:34.649] Me too (Fellas)[01:36.074] Have you got the hots for chocs? (I do, really, yeah)[01:40.486] Do you think the candy's dandy? (Oh yeah)[01:44.671] Well, we've got lots and lots and lots[01:46.934] And lots and lots and lots (Why am I singing?)[01:49.154][01:49.193] If the wife's complaining[01:51.886] Body shaming[01:53.282] It's amazing what a tailor can conceal[01:58.859] Keep your wretched chocolates[02:01.153] Eighteen hundred boxes?[02:03.394] Oh, deal