[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton[00:00.381]Heya Tom,it's Bob,from the office down the hall[00:06.286]Good to see you buddy,how've you been?[00:12.183]Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now[00:19.69]Really wish you'd let us in[00:23.733]I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand[00:30.15]Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand[00:35.723]But here's an FYI:you're all gonna die screaming[00:41.969]All we want to do is eat your brains[00:46.793]We're not unreasonable,I mean,no one's gonna eat your eyes[00:54.62]All we want to do is eat your brains[00:58.785]We're at an impasse here,maybe we should compromise[01:05.597]If you open up the door[01:08.879]We'll all come inside and eat your brains[01:15.715]I don't want to nitpick,Tom,but is this really your plan?[01:21.426]Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?[01:27.304]Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns[01:34.282]And you'll have to make the call[01:38.852]I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough[01:44.761]You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff[01:50.720]But Tom,that's what I do,and I plan on eating you slowly[01:56.914]All we want to do is eat your brains[02:01.886]We're not unreasonable,I mean,no one's gonna eat your eyes[02:08.995]All we want to do is eat your brains[02:13.870]We're at an impasse here,maybe we should compromise[02:20.661]If you open up the doors[02:23.981]We'll all come inside and eat your brains[02:28.856]I'd like to help you Tom,in any way I can[02:34.852]I sure appreciate the way you're working with me[02:40.980]I'm not a monster Tom,well,technically I am[02:46.921]I guess I am[03:12.287]I've got another meeting Tom,maybe we could wrap it up[03:18.329]Know we'll get to common ground somehow[03:23.954]Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors[03:31.95]I guess we'll table this for now[03:35.822]I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well[03:42.27]Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell[03:47.745]And we'll put this thing to bed[03:51.116]When I bash your head open[03:54.10]All we want to do is eat your brains[03:58.783]We're not unreasonable,I mean,no one's gonna eat your eyes[04:06.44]All we want to do is eat your brains[04:10.860]We're at an impasse here,maybe we should compromise[04:17.513]If you open up the door[04:21.32]We'll all come inside and eat your brains