[00:16.62]Status[00:22.14]{Lif}[00:25.08]I was mad dip[00:26.01]Butterfly collars and ****[00:27.54]Chains from the slave ship[00:28.89]Dreads with the wave kit[00:30.18]Bifocals and wing-tips[00:31.68]Velvet pants and a velour coat[00:33.54]Looked in the mirror[00:34.26]"Damn I look ****"[00:35.43]Folded up the singles in my loot-clip[00:37.68]Put a sock in my pants on some Uncle Luke ****[00:40.50]Dressed to impress[00:41.55]Now I'm ready to go[00:42.60]The club is twelve blocks away[00:44.10]And I got no loot, so[00:45.51]I walk ten and take a cab for two[00:48.09]Black duct tape over the hole in my shoe[00:50.55]I've got the hottest dance steps:[00:51.96]Running Man, Cabbage Patch[00:53.22]Plus the Robocop, then I bring back the Walk[00:55.65]Jaws will drop, and all the ladies will flock[00:58.20]Brothers thinking, "What he got that I ain't got"[01:00.66]I'll tell ya fella, it's written in my best seller[01:03.15]It started to rain, I got no umbrella[01:05.64]The walking turned to running[01:06.93]Still I look stunning[01:08.31]Covered enough ground before my[01:09.66]Taxi could summon[01:10.89]Got to the spa and hopped out at the front[01:13.05]Tripped over the curb, limping cuz my toes were stubbed[01:15.66]Then I tried to give pounds to people I didn't know ("yo, what's up y'all!")[01:18.24]At Lucy & Joe's, my destination was the back door[01:20.91]Not because the bouncer told me not to come back[01:23.34]I'm just sneaking in the club because I got it like that[01:25.68]{Insight}[01:46.05]I remember when you used to be broke[01:48.00]Ignored when you spoke[01:49.38]And people would take you for a joke[01:51.51]You used to go to the club, and look like a scrub[01:54.36]But couldn't afford the admission[01:56.58]From outside you're looking in[01:58.17]Waiting for a chance to slip by[01:59.94]You slide through the back door[02:01.59]But you wasn't supposed to be there[02:03.33]You'd look like an idiot if you got caught, but you didn't care[02:06.72]Just as long as you got your groove on[02:08.64]It was smooth sailing, they was playing the Thong Song[02:11.76]You're feeling shorty with the boots on[02:14.13]Cutting through the crowd sideways, it's time to move strong[02:16.77]To cool kick it, say something slick off the top[02:18.81]Flash your jewels, fix your suit[02:20.16]Fidgeting with your wristwatch[02:21.66]But while you was in the corner acting the big shot.?[02:24.69]They threw on some hip-hop[02:27.09]People got on the dance floor[02:28.98]And a bouncer saw you standing at the corner near the door ("Hey you!")[02:32.04]He started walking your way, to muscle you out[02:35.10]Since you refused to pay[02:37.08]So there was nothing for you to say[02:39.18]When he blew up your spot[02:40.35]And threw you out the front to the floor[02:41.67]("I told you not to come back here!")[02:42.39]Past the bar on the right through the double doors[02:44.49]You mumbled and swore, stumbled and tripped on the pavement[02:46.92]("Goddamn.")[02:47.22]People in line started laughing ("Haha!")[02:48.93]When they threw you half-ass[02:50.10]Screaming that you wasn't allowed back in[02:52.26]But that was back, acting like nothing happened[02:54.48]You patted your Tims off, depressed from embarrassment[02:57.45]It could have been fresh, it would have been lavish[02:59.52]One day you'll make it and won't have to deal with this madness[03:04.98]*scratches* "My status is the maddest"