Fan Fiction - Bug Hunter.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Cody Lewis Hunter
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Cody Lewis Hunter
[00:05.001]You always loved to play this game
[00:07.535]That you called "Real-Life Fan Fiction"
[00:12.661]Where you'd take something real and innocuous and
[00:15.447]You'd try to sneak in some ridiculous little details
[00:18.424]To see if you could get away with it
[00:21.199]It'd be something like:
[00:23.433]Paul Revere, he had a secret fear of horses
[00:27.770]That's why he rode so fast, he was just trying to get it over with!
[00:32.511]Charles Darwin wrote a book about some finches
[00:36.007]With a chapter on which bird adapted to be most delicious
[00:40.488]And I'm a fan of how you fan the flames and make a game of fan,
[00:44.988]Fan Fiction
[00:49.105]What if something cool happened instead?
[00:54.038]I'm just wishin' for the story to be more like in my head
[01:03.073]Like Fan Fiction
[01:09.187]You'd do this thing whenever we'd go to a grocery store or a farmer's market
[01:14.428]And you would have me -- we'd pretend not to know each other
[01:19.060]And you would make me go up and take a sample and say
[01:21.878]Oh, may I please take one for my partner, as well?
[01:26.083]And of course, they'd give it to me 'cause it didn't matter
[01:28.517]And I would scurry back with our little contraband snack
[01:30.715]And if we liked it we would hit 'em with the double play!
[01:34.383]And you'd pull the same move on 'em.
[01:36.422]And I'm sure that this is the standard operating procedure
[01:39.840]Copied from the couple's playbook and we did not invent this move
[01:45.875]But you always called this "Robbing the bank"
[01:49.364]Which I always thought was so dramatic… and fun.
[01:55.980]Fan Fiction… What if something cool happened instead?
[02:04.837]I'm just wishin' for the story to be more like in my head
[02:13.922]Like Fan Fiction
[02:19.853]So we did this sort of thing all the time
[02:22.184]Turning our mundane moments into Silver Screen Nonsense
[02:25.897]To spice things up and make each other laugh
[02:28.841]And it was fun when we were gossiping about our neighbors
[02:31.693]Or making up tragic backstories behind the bones at the museum
[02:35.559]But I think I got too good at making up stories
[02:39.661]Thinking I could turn our story into a perfect little screenplay
[02:43.276]That would wrap up in the third act with a happy-ever-after
[02:46.237]Because people don't slowly drift apart in movies or fall out of love off-screen
[02:51.304]They have big emotional confessions with dramatic music
[02:54.672]That make it obvious that things just aren't the same as they used to be
[02:57.972]And darling I didn't hear a thing when I said
[03:00.506]Hey, we should go rob a bank
[03:02.453]And you looked at me and your eyes were blank
[03:05.083]How could you forget that? Are you so checked out? Are we okay?
[03:09.382]It's like you didn't know my face, moved on from playing silly games
[03:13.833]But interests shift and passions slip and times move on and people change
[03:18.732]But if that's gonna happen I will fill in all the gaps with Fan Fiction
[03:26.782]What if something good happened instead?
[03:31.666]I'm just wishin' for the story to be more like in my head
[03:40.261]And no matter how all this ends, it makes no difference
[03:45.725]I'll be writing my own end with Fan Fiction
[03:54.775]Fan Fiction