Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Marvin Young/Michael Ross/Matt Dike
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marvin Young/Michael Ross/Matt Dike
[00:13.14]I'm thinking
[00:18.24]Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:22.32]But like
[00:22.80]Mick Jagger
[00:23.49] said, "I can't get no satisfaction"
[00:26.58]The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
[00:30.51]My threds are fresh and I'm looking def
[00:32.49]Yo, what's up with L-O-C?
[00:34.68]The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar
[00:38.52]Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
[00:40.65]When they know that I'm the star
[00:42.60]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[00:46.98]I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
[00:48.75]He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
[00:58.74]Funky Cold Medina
[01:07.26]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
[01:11.28]Put a little Medina in your glass
[01:13.44]And the girls will come real quick
[01:15.42]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:19.62]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
[01:23.46]So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
[01:27.69]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:29.64]And did the Wild Thing on my leg
[01:31.83]He used to scratch and bite me
[01:33.75]Before he was much, much meaner
[01:35.94]But now all the poodles run to my house
[01:37.86]For the Funky cold Medina
[01:40.89]You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood
[01:44.40]Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
[01:50.40]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
[01:56.46]I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
[02:00.54]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
[02:04.53]She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
[02:08.61]Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
[02:10.59]And I knew that she was with it
[02:12.42]So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
[02:16.53]But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
[02:18.84]Sheena was a man
[02:20.67]So I threw him out, I don't fool around
[02:22.74]With in Oscar Meyer weiner
[02:24.96]You must be sure that your girl is pure
[02:26.88]For the Funky Cold Medina
[02:29.97]You know, ain't no playin' with a man
[02:34.32]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?
[02:36.60]Break it down
[03:18.36]Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
[03:22.26]I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection
[03:26.25]The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner
[03:30.36]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
[03:34.44]She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
[03:38.55]Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
[03:42.12]Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya"
[03:46.68]That's why I found you don't play around
[03:48.63]With the Funky Cold Medina
[03:51.81]Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all
[03:55.53]Funky Cold Medina