Cake Boy - Sir Mix-A-Lot.mp3

[00:16.86]He's in a yellow Camaro, skin so smooth
[00:20.10]A buttercup boy from the funny school
[00:22.08]His hair's all nice and wavy
[00:24.42]And mine is nappy so you call me crazy
[00:26.97]And he's got them skin-tight spandex on
[00:29.55]Straight cake to the bone
[00:31.11]He'd cook a big meal like your mother would
[00:33.24]A cake boy, up to no good
[00:35.43]He'll take your girlfriend from ya
[00:37.50]And he's makin' my homeboys wonder
[00:39.81]His body's a trip, got a booty like Josephine Baker
[00:43.05]And a touch of blush maker
[00:44.73]And why most fly girls gettin' hooked on this?
[00:47.04]'Cause he ain't down for the French kiss
[00:49.02]Girl, I'ma tell you what a cake boy is
[00:51.33](But he's so sensitive!)
[00:52.74]Tossed salad is the hairdo
[00:55.26]Cappuccino latte, his brew
[00:57.99]And he's down to do what most girls tell him to
[01:00.57]Brother, I'm scared of you!
[01:01.92]His cash flow is low
[01:04.20]And he ain't down to throw
[01:06.27]But when he shakes that girl-like body on the floor
[01:09.30]The girls go
[01:10.29](Boing!)
[01:10.38]Straight cake boy!
[01:11.76]Cake
[01:19.32]Straight-up cake boy! Huh, yeah
[01:28.59]I'm workin' out at the gym, a cake boy walks in
[01:31.83]And all the girls step to him
[01:33.54]And I'm trippin' 'cause I'm hard as nails
[01:35.31]And he's lookin' like a smoker from hell
[01:37.62]Spandex suit, pink deer-foam boots
[01:40.29]And a backpack full of juice
[01:42.39]And all the girlies start rubbin' him and lovin' him
[01:45.33]All the cake boys huggin' him
[01:46.89]Takin' off his shirt, the cake boy had no gun
[01:49.59]So don't throw him up, son
[01:50.88]His walkman radio was playin'
[01:52.74](You gotta have cake!)
[01:53.91]That's what the tape was sayin'
[01:55.74]And he was shakin' that thang like a Chubby Checker nightmare
[01:58.62]All the homies stared
[02:00.33]I don't know what it is, hell
[02:01.86]He was takin' more women than a mall sale!
[02:04.17]His spandex stuck right up in the place where the sun don't shine
[02:07.56]But the girls don't mind
[02:09.06]'Cause that cake boy starts to move
[02:11.58]To the old disco groove
[02:13.59]And your girlfriend likes that
[02:15.30]You may not like that but that's a fact, black
[02:17.91]He likes to roller-skate, skip rocks on lakes
[02:20.31]The bourgeois girls want straight-up cake boys
[02:23.49]Huh
[02:39.60]If your girl likes rhythm and blues, look out
[02:42.84]'Cause that cake's in the house
[02:44.55]But all singers ain't cake, though
[02:46.02]Some stay black while the others went yellow
[02:48.63]Jump on stage like they never seen a ghetto
[02:51.51]Singin' falsetto
[02:52.92]Sayin', \"Ooh, I want your touch
[02:55.05]You know I just can't get enough!\"
[02:56.43](A hoo, hoo)
[02:57.30]And your girl gets sprung, stickin' out her tongue
[02:59.61]And you sittin' like you're dumb till the show is done?
[03:02.10]Naw, brothers, you gotta roll like this
[03:04.53]Find a woman that wants a man's kiss
[03:06.75]'Cause if you don't, you're bound to lose your girl
[03:09.00]To that cake boy world
[03:10.68]'Cause that cake boy'll pull up quick
[03:12.51]And say, \"Does your man have a body like this?\"
[03:15.12]And you don't 'cause you drink much brew, hah
[03:17.88]Got a body like Buddah
[03:19.53]And your game is strong and your background is raw
[03:22.26]Hit the cake boy dead in the jaw
[03:24.54]And that cake boy broke down in tears
[03:26.76]Now your girl is sho' 'nuff his
[03:28.38]But don't sweat it 'cause you ain't failin'
[03:30.42]Get a 'round-the-way girl and keep on bailin'
[03:33.30]And if you're stuck with one of them stuck-up ducks
[03:35.76]Huh, don't press your luck
[03:37.26]'Cause she'll leave you for what she enjoys
[03:39.39]It ain't a man, it's a straight-up cake boy!
[03:43.38]Yeah
[03:50.97]Cake boy
[04:00.00]Don't lose your girl to one