Kookies - MF DOOM.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Doom The Metal Fing ...
[00:00.000] 作曲 : MF DOOM
[00:00.000]It's horrible
[00:00.757]One little evening alone home
[00:02.351]End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
[00:04.371]And here I am
[00:05.174]Known for giving heavy back aches
[00:06.426]Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes
[00:09.219]Supposed to be checking emails
[00:10.798]All I got is messages from ass naked females
[00:13.886]I don't know a Jenny
[00:14.967]She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
[00:18.000]And that's the last time I saw her
[00:19.287]But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah
[00:21.971]And Sodom
[00:22.609]They got 'em with they curls out
[00:23.930]And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts
[00:26.911]I wonder what I owe her for a whole box of caramel coconut samoa
[00:30.461](Night night)
[00:30.774]Uh, okay, honey, sweet dreams
[00:32.464]Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans
[00:34.794]A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt
[00:36.617]Wife wake up and I'm killed over split milk
[00:39.116]Locked in, looking at your picture
[00:41.144]Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya
[00:43.402]Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
[00:45.541]A man can only wish you could do the same till he get home
[00:47.823]Fat chance
[00:48.838]At least he gets snacks
[00:49.936]That will have to do till a brother get back
[00:51.854]Until then, smack one-eyed Jack
[00:54.138]And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack
[00:57.025]That's three different flavors
[00:58.628]Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry wafers
[01:00.807]Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up
[01:02.962]I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up
[01:05.699]Soon as he fell off the beat down
[01:07.443]All I hear is, "Thirteen cell, get the sheet down"
[01:09.539]Damn C.O., what the hell do she know?
[01:11.625]Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d-low
[01:13.874]A workaholic with a fountain and a ink pen
[01:16.082]Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again
[01:18.197]In the wee hours he's gotten farther
[01:20.302]Needing three showers, being hot and bothered
[01:22.641]The whiz with her legs bent, pregnant
[01:24.817]God bless the day she wondered where her egg went
[01:26.973]I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
[01:29.159]And could use some cookies, but trying not to think about it
[01:31.328]Watching 'BET on Jazz' for knowledge on file
[01:33.355]Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild
[01:35.813]Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch
[01:37.814]Like what we got for lunch
[01:38.863]Chocolate fudge butter crunch
[01:49.413]He don't mess with the Ritz Bitz
[01:51.065]Wheat Thins, saltines, or Triscuits
[01:53.644]Matzos or Cheez-Its
[01:55.301]Catch sugar fits every time that that he sees
[01:57.499]Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunks
[01:59.571]Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk
[02:01.535]Even the Oreos, no matter what weather
[02:03.833]Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together
[02:06.584]In the game he's shameless
[02:08.213]Even uses a code name: Famous Amos
[02:10.426]It's cheaper than a short stay at the Day's Inn
[02:12.669]And good like twenty-five cent oatmeal raisin
[02:14.854]Give a hand to who invented the camera
[02:17.042]Skip past the graham animals and grandmas
[02:19.228]Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream, chill
[02:21.631]Or get caught with a handful of cream fill
[02:23.756](Ooh, honey, what-what are you doing?)
[02:26.635](That's so nasty) It might seem ill
[02:27.866](Ew, go wash your hands, ew)
[02:31.690]Cookies
[02:32.193](Get outta here)