[00:00.57]Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?[00:04.36]Crazy old Maurice...[00:06.30]LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking[00:09.04]Lefou:[00:09.54]A dangerous pastime[00:11.01]Gaston:[00:11.36]I know.[00:12.72]But that whacky old coot is Belle's father[00:15.86]And his sanity's only "so-so"[00:19.15]Now the wheels in my head have been turning[00:22.64]Since I looked at that loony, old man[00:25.73]See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle[00:29.32]And right now I'm evolving a plan[00:34.10]Gaston:[00:34.75]If I . . . (whisper)[00:36.40]LeFou:[00:36.55]Yes?[00:38.27]Gaston:[00:38.42]Then we . . . (whisper)[00:40.01]LeFou:[00:40.16]No! Would she . . .[00:41.45]Gaston:[00:41.65](whisper) Guess![00:43.34]LeFou:[00:43.54]Now I get it![00:44.70]Both:[00:44.80]Let's go![00:46.07]No one plots like Gaston[00:49.56]Gaston:[00:49.71]Takes cheap shots like Gaston[00:51.51]LeFou:[00:51.71]Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston[00:55.21]Gaston:[00:55.31]Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful[00:58.49]LeFou:[00:58.65]As down to the depths you descend[01:01.44]Gaston:[01:01.59]I won't even be mildly remorseful[01:04.62]Both:[01:04.82]Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end[01:08.54]Gaston:[01:08.69]Who has brains like Gaston?[01:09.99]LeFou:[01:10.18]Entertains like Gaston?[01:11.89]Both:[01:11.99]Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?[01:15.80]And his marriage we soon will be celebrating[01:23.38]My what a guy[01:25.87]Gaston!