[00:00.000] 作词 : Rachel Cooper[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rachel Cooper[00:05.240]Chorus[00:21.130]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[00:26.670]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[00:32.530]Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight[00:37.620]‘Cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[00:40.710]Verse 1[00:51.800]I had a rough life as a foal[00:54.630]Not particularly sharp or witty[00:57.320]But I was faster than any colt[00:59.410]And my rainbow hair, it sure looked pretty[01:02.530]Billy from gym class wouldn’t stop calling me names[01:04.910]So I fired up my laser eyes and fried his brain[01:07.260]Chorus[01:07.620]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[01:11.170](This story is so true)[01:12.920]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[01:16.810](Super duper true)[01:18.730]Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight[01:23.310](Yeah, hold on tight)[01:23.910]‘Cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[01:27.080]Verse 2[01:38.310]Once I tamed a dragon (Yeah, like a really, really big one)[01:41.100]Made it go back from whence it came (He was huge!)[01:43.710]Once I broke the barrier of time (Barrier of *what?*)[01:46.520]I went back from when I came[01:48.540]And Spike became my servant due to Dragon Code[01:51.200]And so I told him "take a letter," and this is what we wrote[01:53.630]Chorus[01:53.990]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[01:57.110](Very true, very true, incredibly true)[01:59.390]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[02:02.820](It's absolutely ****ing fact, every ****ing word)[02:05.170]Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight[02:09.590](You don't look excited enough, come on!)[02:10.380]‘Cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[02:14.170]Break[02:35.310]Bridge[02:56.990]One time I met a filly who was good at bubbles[02:59.770]One time I went to Pinkie’s and we got in trouble[03:02.460]One time I had a dream that I lived in a stable[03:05.190]One time I trapped Twi in an arachnid fable[03:07.910]One time I ran a factory and hid in the bathroom[03:10.640]One time I found some tentacles in Twilight’s bathroom[03:13.400]And one time Twilight kissed me, one time I got adopted[03:16.160]And one time Pinkie died, and one time I wrote my autobiography[03:28.160](Yeah!)[03:29.000]Chorus[03:29.480]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[03:33.370](Truest story ever told)[03:34.880]This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash[03:38.670](The story of Dash, the story of Dash)[03:40.450]Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight[03:44.700](Hold on tight)[03:45.830]‘Cause it’s the very true, very true, very true, very true[03:47.510]Post-Chorus[03:48.830]Very true, very true, very true, very true (So true)[03:51.610]Very true, very true, very true, very true (You won't believe that it's true)[03:54.300]Very true, very true, very true, very true (But it is, I swear)[03:57.010]Very true, very true, very true, very true (I promise)[03:59.750]Very true, very true, very true, very true (One hundred percent real, zero percent fake)[04:02.510]Very true, very true, very true, very true (It's so true, it's so ****ing true)[04:05.220]Very true, very true, very true story of[04:08.670]Dash[04:12.130](I wrote it myself!)