[00:00.000] 作词 : William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik[00:00.082] 作曲 : William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik[00:00.164]Society’s collapsing; hanging by a thread[00:03.913]The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead[00:07.451]Let’s be better than before[00:09.211]I’ll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite[00:15.572](High, high, high morals!)[00:28.794]If you see a potted plant that’s drying in the sun,[00:32.332]Then giving it some water is Morals 101[00:36.080]And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break[00:39.446]It’s moral to admit your mistake[00:43.338]Feed the birds until they can’t fly[00:45.118]While keeping your neighbor dry[00:46.748]And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans[00:50.117]Pick up somebody else’s litter[00:51.935]Clean a dumpster until it glitters[00:53.980]You have to treat things morally every time you can[00:57.615]It feels so good when your morals are praised[01:00.965]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside[01:04.770]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way[01:07.969]Just remember that virtue is always repaid[01:11.565]If you keep all your morals high[01:15.866](High, high, high morals!)[01:29.278]What’s this money doing here, in a fountain running dry?[01:32.835]I guess I’ll give it all to a waiter standing by[01:36.355]Wow he’s looking kinda bored, let’s “liven up” his day[01:40.121]In a “morally acceptable” way[01:43.569]Open somebody else’s letters[01:45.293]Help a friend keep time better[01:47.150]Throw a party and bring along every person you know[01:50.538]See a bomb? Time to be a hero[01:52.280]Just for fun divide by zero[01:54.438]Morality is possible everywhere you go[01:59.097]But sometimes you’ll struggle[02:05.642]People will hate you for spreading the truth[02:12.681]But they’re all morons, don’t listen to them[02:18.103]Only you can decide what is right[02:26.472]It feels so good when your morals are praised[02:29.653]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside[02:33.434]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way[02:36.554]Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions[02:40.742]It feels so good when you’re morally gray[02:43.997]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside[02:47.441]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way[02:51.263]Remember the wisdom I’ve taught you today[02:54.556]Be sure to keep your morals high[02:59.497](High, high, high morals!)