[00:01.722]BEETLEJUICE: You could use a buddy[00:04.387]Don't you want a pal? "Yes I do! Yes I do!"[00:07.424]Girl, the way I see it[00:08.628]Your daddy should be leavin'[00:10.052]And you should stick around[00:11.272](spoken) And kill him![00:11.947]LYDIA, spoken: What?[00:12.131]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Nothing.[00:12.725](sung) So, Lydia, don't end yourself[00:14.123]Defend yourself[00:15.777]Daddy is the one you should maim[00:17.741]Together we'll exterminate, assassinate[00:19.942]LYDIA: No![00:20.500]BEETLEJUICE: The finer points can wait[00:21.067]But first you gotta say my name![00:24.437]Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him[00:27.045]Here you got a solid plan B option[00:29.692]I can bring your daddy so much pain[00:32.372]All you gotta do is say my name[00:34.917]Girl, just say it three times in a row[00:37.564]And you won't believe how far I'll go[00:40.628]I'm on the bench, but Coach—[00:42.365]Just put me in the game[00:44.780]All you gotta do is say my name[00:46.862]LYDIA, spoken: I don't know your name.[00:47.733]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Well, I can't say it.[00:49.625]LYDIA, spoken: How 'bout a game of charades?[00:50.623]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Yes, let's play it![00:51.867]LYDIA, spoken (BEETLEJUICE, spoken): Two words... (Right. )[00:52.762]Second word? (Uh-huh. )[00:54.027]Drink? (No.)[00:54.905]Beverage? (No.)[00:55.200]Wine? (No!)[00:55.979]Juice?! (Yes!)[00:56.546]Okay. First word... (Okay. )[00:58.546]Bug? (No.)[00:59.118]Ant? (Close, but no.)[01:00.159]Beetle? (Yes!)[01:00.872]Beetle-juice?[01:01.111]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Wow, I'm impressed. And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready?[01:08.186]LYDIA, spoken: Yeah...[01:08.811]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Okay, go.[01:10.593]LYDIA, spoken (BEETLEJUICE, spoken): Beetlejuice... (Yes...)[01:13.078]Beetlejuice... (Yes...)[01:15.421]Bee— (Oh! Oh! This is gonna be so good!)[01:19.607]—cause! (What?)[01:20.420](sung) You're so smart[01:21.546]A stand-up bro[01:22.562]I'll think about your offer[01:24.335]Let you know[01:25.036]But I prefer my chances down below[01:27.690]Beetlejuice (Yes!)[01:28.999]Beetlejuice (Yes!)[01:29.079]Being young and female[01:30.095]Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark[01:32.168]I've been swimmin' with piranhas[01:33.469]I don't need a shark[01:34.799]Yes, life sucks[01:35.850]But not that much[01:36.905]Okay, Beetlejuice (Yeah!)[01:38.124]Beetlejuice (Awww)[01:38.845]Be a doll and spare the lecture[01:40.686]BEETLEJUICE: I'm offering you a full-time specter[01:43.204]LYDIA: Are you any good?[01:44.261]BEETLEJUICE: You betcha[01:45.449]Trust me, baby![01:46.380]LYDIA: I just met ya[01:47.983]Really, it's a flattering offer[01:50.418]BEETLEJUICE: Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?[01:52.700]LYDIA: I think I'd rather just jump off[01:54.820]BEETLEJUICE: No![01:55.121]LYDIA: I may be suicidal[01:56.171]But Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind[01:58.640]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.[02:03.114]LYDIA, spoken: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?[02:06.880]BARBARA, spoken: Lydia, there you are![02:07.932]ADAM, spoken: Are you alright?[02:08.711]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals![02:10.569]ADAM, spoken: Get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual.[02:16.239]BARBARA: Beetlejuice is sexy![02:17.206]ADAM: Beetlejuice is smart![02:18.323]BARBARA & ADAM: BJ is a graduate of Juilliard![02:21.072]He can help[02:22.411]We found him on Yelp[02:23.558]Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him[02:26.198]Every word is the truth[02:28.683]Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice![02:31.655]BARBARA, spoken: What the heck was that?[02:33.029]ADAM, spoken: So violating![02:34.404]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews.[02:37.670]LYDIA, spoken: What was that?[02:38.854]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson.[02:42.450]LYDIA, spoken: Any ghost?[02:43.278]BEETLEJUICE, spoken: Pretty much, any ghost'll do, sure.[02:45.165]LYDIA, spoken: Then, Beetlejuice... what do I need you for?[02:47.847]BEETLEJUICE: Whoa, whoa[02:48.935]Whoa whoa whoa![02:50.005]Hold up! Hold up, girl![02:51.346]I'm your pal[02:52.241]They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell[02:54.428]I know, I went a little hard on the sell[02:56.821]But we're BF-F-F-F's foreverAgh![03:01.646]ADAM & BARBARA, spoken:Lydia![03:03.183]LYDIA, spoken: What? He was already dead. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff.[03:09.418](sung) We don't need that demon[03:11.326]The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening[03:13.853]Together we can make a grown man weep[03:16.231]Guys, I got a dinner date to keep[03:18.812]ADAM, spoken: Okay, so what's the plan?[03:19.993]LYDIA (ADAM & BARBARA): Teach dad a lesson[03:21.302]He's gonna freak when we possess him[03:24.408]So, he wants the perfect daughter[03:29.523]I'll lead that lamb to slaughter[03:33.361]Yeah, I got game![03:35.810]I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name)[03:38.726]I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name)[03:41.210]I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name)[03:44.807]Not running away![03:48.841]I'll make him say my name!