Welcome to Tally Hall - Tally Hall.mp3

[00:01.013](Intro: Marvin Yadoda)
[00:06.040]Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
[00:09.630]Known from coast to coast like butter and toast
[00:12.428]From headlines to bread lines
[00:14.517]From schoolrooms to pool rooms
[00:16.128]No other place in the contiguous United States
[00:18.804]Or other environments of the world, welcome
[00:48.394](Rob Cantor)
[00:48.935]Can I get a T? ("T")
[00:51.224]And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y
[00:53.246]Then you'd see why the Hall is here for y'all
[00:56.399]The mini-mall is calling us all in
[00:58.887]So kids, pack up your mom's car
[01:00.317]back up the Windstar kick it in drive
[01:02.581]and arrive at the mega mart
[01:03.911]Slide the side hatch with pride
[01:05.493]'cause your ties match
[01:06.720]On booty dooty like your name is Eddie Thatch' (Yarrgh)
[01:08.757]W-W-T-H-D? We like to kick it at the university
[01:12.645]But all work and no play makes us crazy so
[01:15.570]We jump in the bumping SUV
[01:18.171]Hit the street, get the sweet tunes on
[01:20.133]Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
[01:22.731]And sooner than you know
[01:23.722]you've found the rock 'n' roll show
[01:25.211]At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
[01:27.048](Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
[01:27.702]We're in the mini-mall
[01:30.011]Working the carnival
[01:32.413]We like to play it all
[01:34.824]Welcome to Tally Hall
[01:36.667](Zubin Sedghi, Joe Hawley, Marvin Yagoda)
[01:38.719]"Who's to blame?"
[01:39.288]The automated players, I proclaim
[01:41.899]Yellow tie, the sauve fellow writes
[01:44.376]Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
[01:46.662]Red, the proud loud guy we adore
[01:49.012]"Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"
[01:51.337]So Grey in the back sippin' 'gnac in here
[01:53.799]He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
[01:56.125]Send home the locksmith
[01:57.369]Green's got keys
[01:58.265]to unlock the rock in the act if you please
[02:00.998]Now open the case, give Blue the bass
[02:03.321]and jiggle your badiggle all over the place
[02:05.273](Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
[02:05.738]We're in the mini-mall
[02:08.124]Working the carnival
[02:10.426]We like to play it all
[02:12.801]Welcome to Tally Hall
[02:15.234]We're in the mini-mall
[02:17.620]Working the carnival
[02:20.058]We like to play it all
[02:22.385]Welcome to Tally Hall
[02:23.681](Joe Hawley, Zubin Sedghi)
[02:24.336]Can I get a click?
[02:25.474]Flick off of the switch
[02:26.966]and we'll ignite the night in pitch
[02:29.091]Singin' songs you like to hear
[02:31.744]And the world will disappear
[02:33.550]Then we'll be glowing in the dark
[02:36.677]Lighting up the park
[02:38.342]Revealing that the Hall is the place
[02:39.930]that aimes to please
[02:41.365]With unpredictable games and antiquities
[02:43.517]The collectable's so delectable
[02:46.002]The unreliable style's undetectable
[02:48.257](Joe Hawley)
[02:48.418]Like I might rap like an English Chap
[02:50.852]Take you by the knickers and a bum you'll slap
[02:53.187]You didn't think we had the gall
[02:55.565]Well, bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
[02:57.894]We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
[03:00.345]We're rappin' with the robo-electronic ebonics
[03:02.655]A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
[03:04.956]Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
[03:06.869]Rad!
[03:15.982](Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor)
[03:16.945]Hey hoo, don't 'cha know
[03:19.037]It's a good old fashion puppet show!
[03:21.711]That's right, quite the set
[03:23.876]We're the marionette quintet
[03:26.012](Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)
[03:26.446]We think we're playing in a band
[03:31.187]But we'd love to give you all a hand
[03:35.451]Woo!
[03:55.138]We're in the mini-mall
[03:57.370]Working the carnival
[03:59.744]We like to play it all
[04:02.077]Welcome to Tally Hall
[04:08.045]We think we're playing in a band
[04:12.342]But we'd love to give you all a hand
[04:17.386]We think we're playing in a band ("Yarrgh!")
[04:22.157]But we'd love to give you all a hand
[04:26.736]We think we're playing in a band ("Ah!")
[04:31.548]But we'd love to give you all a hand