I Got Off The Plane - Jo Foster/Leesa Tulley.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow
[00:00.585] 作曲 : Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow
[00:01.171]Anyway, shall we watch some Friends?
[00:01.427]Yeah great
[00:03.128]Did she get off the plane??? Did she get off the plane???
[00:06.211]I got off the plane!
[00:08.119]You got off the plane…
[00:09.439]I mean… this SCENE. Huge.
[00:11.692]God yeah this was like the soundtrack to my YOUTH
[00:14.830]I mean, sorry, but it's no wonder our love lives are SO tragic…
[00:18.520]because THIS is the kind of heteronormative cliché we grew up with.
[00:22.123]Like, seriously, it just makes me wanna say to the whole goddamn era:
[00:26.346]Nice one, early noughties!
[00:28.785]Thank you cos you taught me
[00:31.133]Some man
[00:31.760]Derailing your plans
[00:32.967]Of flying to France
[00:34.174]Is the height of all romance
[00:35.996]Great job! Cos when this scene's on
[00:38.353]I recollect how each Friends season
[00:40.788]You were like
[00:41.446]“There is just no way
[00:42.630]That a love stor-ay
[00:43.811]Would be even slightly gay!”
[00:46.047]We've seen
[00:46.754]This scene
[00:47.622]Again and again and again and again
[00:49.573]And it's so dated
[00:51.845]Yeah it's so brain-dead
[00:54.346]And it's so
[00:56.705]Yeah it's so
[00:59.067]Oh it's sooooo
[01:02.090]IT'S SO ****ING GOOD
[01:06.630]IT MAKES ME WANNA DIE
[01:11.650]IT'S SO ****ING GOOD
[01:16.163]I'M GOUGING OUT MY EYE
[01:20.438]AND THEN THE OTHER EYE, YEAH
[01:24.014]When she left that flight
[01:25.187]It broke me apart
[01:26.391]So perfect and right
[01:27.590]It tore out my heart
[01:28.790]And ****ed up my brain
[01:30.911]So **** YOU RACH EL ANDROSS
[01:35.665]**** you both for sayin'
[01:42.353]I got off the plane
[01:43.898]D'you know what though.
[01:45.162]It's no wonder Ross and Rachel got into our heads.
[01:47.596]Cos really, 'Ross' and 'Rachel'were kinda everywhere in culture…
[01:50.918]Go on…
[01:51.011]Like, if you think about it,
[01:52.809]it was basically Rachel Capulet
[01:54.595]choosing Rosseo over Paris in fair Verona
[01:57.047]“Rosseo, Rosseo, wherefore art thou Rosseo?”.
[02:01.575]Oh and Rachel Winslet getting off the lifeboat
[02:03.738]to be with Ross Dicaprio
[02:05.042]“Paint me like one of your French Rachels”
[02:07.354]“I'm just a Rachel, standing in front of a Ross,
[02:10.317]asking him to love her”
[02:14.695]“You come to me on the day of my Rachel's wedding”
[02:16.907]Like, whether he was Ross the superhero,
[02:19.243]Ross the tennis player, Ross the animated sports car,
[02:23.567]it was always just that same story of
[02:25.611]Ross getting his Rachel reward in the end
[02:27.768]Which I'm sure did wonders for both our psyches…
[02:30.437]So…
[02:31.285]Here's to our favourite pair
[02:33.705]For being e-ve-rywhere
[02:36.003]On screen
[02:36.644]On stage
[02:37.199]Each time
[02:37.905]The same paradigm
[02:39.213]Of a boy that gets the girl
[02:41.015]Thank god it was omnipresent
[02:42.904]So we could absorb when pre-pubescent
[02:45.783]“I exist just to be won”
[02:47.469]“And I'll find no one!”
[02:48.596]Gee thanks, Ross and Rachel
[02:50.735]We've seen
[02:51.642]This scene
[02:52.403]Again and again and again and again
[02:54.351]And it's so retro
[02:56.714]Yeah it's so het'ro
[02:59.118]And it's soo
[03:01.517]Yeah it's sooo
[03:03.911]Oh it's soooo problematic
[03:07.769]I actually can't watch it again.
[03:10.325]As if. No,
[03:11.232]IT'S SO ****ING GOOD
[03:15.496]IT TEARS ME TO BITS
[03:20.542]IT'S SO ****ING GOOD
[03:25.048]IT GIVES ME THE BLUES
[03:29.595]AND THEN THE SHITS! YEAH!
[03:32.319]When she comes back to Ross
[03:34.165]It fills me with rage
[03:35.370]All pop culture was
[03:36.555]Was Rosses and Rachels
[03:38.030]Rotting my brain
[03:39.532]SO **** YOU RACH'L AND ALSOROSS
[03:44.653]Cos all of that pain
[03:48.339]It's all there when you're sayin'
[03:51.132]I got off the plane
[03:54.282]**** YOU ROSS **** YOU RACHOOWWWW
[03:59.135]WE'RE ****ED UP BECAUSE OF YOWWWW
[04:03.838]**** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU
[04:06.860]COS IT'S YOUR ****ING FAULT-
[04:08.732]Alright ALRIGHT, d'you know what, we've had enough of this
[04:12.352]Yeah maybe we should just take a break…
[04:15.418]Okay - look. Obviously the culture you grew up with,
[04:17.669]it wasn't the most representative, wasn't the most empowering,
[04:20.230]and yes, it affected you
[04:22.049]But like, you're the ones
[04:23.290]choosing to watch this ancient TV show over and over again?
[04:26.956]Yeah there's this other thing you could watch - oh what's it called,
[04:30.034]I was recommended it the other day…
[04:31.800]oh yeah - LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
[04:34.159]And more importantly:
[04:35.572]everyone else you know - straight, queer -
[04:39.045]they all grew up watching the same crap as you.
[04:41.351]And guess what? They're all fine.
[04:43.848]Lots of them are even in relationships!
[04:45.809]So maybe the problem isn't that we ****ed you up for life…
[04:49.503]Maybe the problem..is you?
[04:55.040]It's so ****ing true
[05:00.078]Of course, the problem's us
[05:05.591]****, it's ****ing true
[05:10.321]It's not Rachel and …Russ
[05:15.929]WE'RE SO ****ING ****ED!
[05:20.468]The truth is clear and plain
[05:25.266]It's OUR fault no one's sayin'…
[05:35.036]I got off the plane