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[00:00.108]Princess Rap Battle:[00:02.956]Galadriel versus Leia![00:09.455]Let the rap battle begin![00:12.240]G:One does not simply walk into this fight[00:14.500]I’m the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light[00:16.835]I look better in white, you should flee from my sight[00:19.551]I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite[00:22.277]You battle me? You’re not strong enough[00:24.679]A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough[00:27.161]You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair[00:29.463]By the time I end this line you will love me and despair[00:37.390]L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad[00:39.815]Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad[00:41.905]What a strong female character obsessed with a ring[00:44.354]And you had to send a group of men to fix everything[00:47.159]When Sauron took over you hid in a tree[00:49.234]I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy[00:52.141]When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater[00:54.727]My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator[00:57.201]G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?[00:59.632]L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits[01:01.820]We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth[01:04.275]G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist[01:07.073]L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit[01:09.470]I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit[01:12.036]I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her[01:14.439]I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster[01:17.204]I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land[01:19.348]Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland[01:21.918]No light saber needed to take you out[01:24.360]Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout[01:29.039]G:I will…[01:30.744]Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick[01:33.147]And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked[01:35.815]My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon[01:38.402]How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?[01:40.725]I see things that were, things that are, things that may be[01:43.229]I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby[01:45.938]You shall not pass, challenge another[01:48.202]You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother[01:51.131]