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[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bridges, Guy, Love, Shaw, Wilson[00:03.21]All rise...order in the court[00:07.47]The honourable judge mother****ing[00:09.24]Too $hort presidin' over[00:10.62]Superior Players[00:11.82]Court The first case is the[00:14.73]State vs.[00:15.57]Fate Wilson[00:16.47]A.K.A. Baby[00:17.58]Flex You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter[00:21.72]For ****ing another nigga's bitch [Lil' Fate][00:24.09]Listen close to what[00:25.11]I say Dog, it might hurt ya[00:27.45]I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh[00:30.09]When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"[00:33.33]But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and popped her lil' punt[00:35.94]Apar******ent 5-7-0-1, told her[00:38.73]I was eatin' right now[00:39.60]Be over there when[00:40.44]I get done[00:41.43]Got there, knocked on the door[00:42.72]She opened up the door half naked, lookin' exquisite[00:44.79]Ackin' mad 'cuz[00:45.51]I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it[00:47.70]She said, "Don't worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes" '[00:50.46]Fore her man came home for lunch[00:51.72]So I bust my nut and raised up wit[00:53.73]Five mnutes to spare, her man unaware[00:55.86]I saw him in traffic, beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air[00:58.68]Yea I'm a playa[00:59.88]But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad[01:02.25]I need counselin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged[01:05.04]Simply because[01:05.94]I felt victim to lust and[01:07.65]Knowin' all the while it was my cousin girlfriend[01:09.54]I had been ****ing (Damn!) [Too $hort][01:11.85]The court finds you guitly as charged[01:13.95]Your sentence is[01:15.00]PUI school[01:17.10]For pimpin' under the influence, nigga[01:19.11]Next case...[01:22.65]Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house[01:25.23]Jenny Jones[01:26.22]A.K.A. Shanwnna[01:28.53]Same ol' charge...wanted in 8 states[01:31.11]What's yo story this time? [Shawnna][01:32.61]Oh yes yo' honor[01:33.45]I see we talkin' again[01:35.16]I have no representation now shall we begin[01:37.95]I know you seen my face before but...hold on my friend[01:40.92]It's niggas gettin' away wit doin' the...same bullshit[01:43.17]I did I...can't do no bid[01:45.18]I got a mortgage and my kids[01:46.65]In a forest by the bridge[01:48.09]And I drives a[01:48.87]Rolls Royce in a porridge wit dem grills[01:51.00]So you undertand[01:52.05]I was tryna pay me some bills[01:53.64]When I was flippin' outta state while[01:55.32]I was takin' a chill[01:56.61]Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends[02:00.12]Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin[02:03.00]Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in[02:05.70]So I decided to put that bullshit in my own hands[02:08.67]None of these hoes can **** me, only[02:10.68]God judge me[02:11.64]That man told me he love me and he flash money[02:14.49]My only crime could just be livin' it filthy[02:16.74]So let me hear it on mo' time--not guilty [Too $hort][02:21.63]Bailiff, take her into custody (Woman screaming)[02:28.05]Oh, not my baby![02:28.35]Hell naw! [Too $hort][02:30.36]Next case...[02:31.86]State vs.[02:32.76]Velvet Jones[02:33.63]A.K.A. Ludacris[02:35.22]You bein' charged wit impeedin' how traffic[02:38.13]Spendin' too much time tryna **** one hoe[02:40.86]How do you plead[02:41.70]Mr. Jones? [Ludacris][02:42.75]Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short [Too $hort][02:45.93]Calm down before[02:46.83]I hold yo ass contempt of court [Ludacris][02:48.63]Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach that bench[02:51.45]And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears 'bout how[02:53.28]I choked that beeyotch! [Too $hort][02:54.42]Well did she promise you the dick, mayn? [Ludacris][02:56.10]She ceratinly did[02:57.21]I got empty[02:57.84]McDonald's cups in my car and my crib[03:00.09]She owe me sumthin', bitch betta show me sumthin'[03:03.06]Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'[03:05.82]I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius[03:08.85]The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this mother****er[03:11.85]No objections or appeals, let's cut us a deal[03:14.58]And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal[03:17.40]She's awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nautious[03:20.25]She said she said she'd suck my dick if[03:22.14]I dropped the charges[03:23.43]Oh no! Time to make ya kidneys ************ft [Too $hort][03:26.04]But didn't you **** her best friend? [Ludacris][03:27.93]Oh, I plead the fifth [Too $hort talking][03:30.51]Yea, that sound like some bullshit you'll say[03:33.18]Ol' pimp ass nigga[03:35.61]Due to lack of evidence,[03:36.81]I'm droppin' the charges[03:38.73]Don't let me see you in here again[03:42.63]Let this be a lesson learned[03:45.42]If you don't know you player rules[03:49.47]You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long time[03:54.78]Remember...never hate on a real player[04:00.72]It ain't gon' get you nowhere, mayn[04:02.07]It's a lotta hoes out there player so...[04:06.18]Ain't no reason fot yuo to **** ya best friend[04:08.79]Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl[04:10.74]Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what[04:12.18]I'm sayin'?[04:13.89]You runnin' around here...[04:16.80]Violatin' major player rules[04:20.79]You 'bout to get the mother****ing book thrown at yo bitch ass[04:24.36]****ing 'round in this court[04:27.06]You know what[04:27.36]I'm sayin'?[04:27.84]It's all about the money baby[04:29.70]It it ain't about the money...it ain't about[04:31.98]BITCH!! To all you niggas runnin' 'round here...[04:35.19]Corny than a mother****er[04:36.45]Just tryna **** a nigga 'cuz you wanna get a nut off[04:39.57]Think about that money first, mayn--what is that bitch doing for you?[04:43.20]What are you gettin' outta the situation?[04:45.21]Tryna give a nigga sumthin'[04:46.53]What you gon' give her sumthin' for--some dick?![04:49.71]It's trickin', mayn[04:51.03]Don't be a[04:51.75]BEEUTCH! Be a real pimp, nigga[04:54.81]Make that hoe pay you for everythang you do[04:58.77]Everythang you do you gotta get money, mayn...all day, all night[05:02.70]I wouldn't **** a bitch for free[05:04.65]Just like[05:05.04]I wouldn't rap for free, mother****er[05:06.84]Yea, you know my favorite word...[05:13.23]BEEUTCH!!